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puddle monkey

A tweaker who hangs out around other tweakers "usually broke" hoping for a chance to get a hit from the meth pipe
I cant believe that puddle monkey hasn't gone home yet
by penaTRAYshawn July 15, 2020
mugGet the puddle monkeymug.

doss-monkey

What are you doing you fucking doss-monkey
by SublimeLime69 March 3, 2021
mugGet the doss-monkeymug.

MOPAR Monkey

MOPAR monkey’s are usually found at Underground takeovers showing off their freshly financed 392 Dodge Charger at 16.7% APR . Mopar monkeys usually have no actual knowledge of cars or care about them, only the clout they receive from ownership. Typically mopar monkeys will buy the car mainly cause they heard it in a new hit rap song. Mopar monkeys often like making their whips unique or standout, these include color changing headlights, two colored wraps on Chargers, and last but not least drive recklessly.
Bob: Hey tim see that totaled hellcat? Looks like jewish lightening got it.

Tim: Yea the mopar monkey probably couldn’t pay the loan to bank and decided to burn it for an insurance payout.
by Yadwick September 6, 2021
mugGet the MOPAR Monkeymug.

Procrastination monkey

A lazy person who often procrastinates and delays their work, often eats bananas and other fruits shaped like a planetarium to stay big and strong.
Johnny: Mike is such a procrastination monkey, he has big dreams that he wants to achieve yet he's just laying there on his couch doing nothing to reach them.
David: I think he has schizophrenia! Give him the pills Johnny!
by CookieLikeABookie January 4, 2023
mugGet the Procrastination monkeymug.

buzz monkey

buzz monkey, a person with too much energy to dispose of in an orderly fashion.
she was dancing around like a hyperactive buzzmonkey on acid.
mugGet the buzz monkeymug.

Monkey Poon

Noun
1. The act of getting sexual pleasure from a female
2. The pussy area of a female
3. A smelly vagina
1. "Yo last night was crazy as hell! I got some sweet monkey poon from Laquisha!"
by CoolConnor1985 November 2, 2010
mugGet the Monkey Poonmug.

cell monkey

A person who is ostensibly unable to walk, chew gum, sit, eat, drink, sleep, work, shop, drive, breathe, take a crap, or accomplish any other task commonly performed with or without opposable digits, unless a cell phone is inexorably attached to the side of their head.

This person is typically oblivious to almost all stimuli around them including any carbon-based life forms, merging traffic, lights at intersections, toll booth gates, falling pianos, the cashier in front of them, the check-out line behind them, the person they've just walked in front of, the inappropriateness of their loud phone rants, or anything else involving sight, sound or smell (such as the fungus slowly growing on the mouth and ear piece of the greasy device).

Ironically, it has been shown that when placed in a room with other family members and friends, but without the cellular appliance, this person has alarmingly little to say to any of them. This time spent communicating face to face has been estimated to be a mere fraction of the corresponding period spent talking to the same people through the device, and at great and perpetual urgency.
Get off the phone and drive cell monkey.

It's your turn dumbass! STFU and write the check or run your debit. This store has gotta ban the freaking cell monkeys in checkout lines?

Hey cell monkey, your fly is open and you're standing in front of the forklift.
by idiot emptor April 24, 2009
mugGet the cell monkeymug.

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