mingecan

An insult made up by a grumpy dad from Leeds and directed at his young son for moaning at a zoo.

'Shut it Thomas, you mingecan'

by www.geocities.com/fingers_mcnasty October 8, 2004

ming magnet

Someone who all the mingers have the hots for due to the person trying to chat them up, usually because the person is desperate themself.

Guy1: Hey Jake's going out with a minger chick again.
Guy2: What do you expect? He's a ming magnet. The mingers are attracted to him like flies are to shit.

by theonewhoowns October 15, 2006

mingeonaise

when a mans cocksauce mixes with a womans mingesauce

after sex she went to the bathroom with mingeonaise running down the inside of her legs

by wanbaw66 March 26, 2009

Minge Syringe

A long thin penis, usually sported by men who are also long and thin.

Kirsty turned away in disgust and disappointment as Kev attempted to inject her with his minge syringe

by t0mmy8 May 11, 2009

Mingehead

A mingehead is a person who says or does silly, stupid or retarded things. If a person looks like a mingehead they are usually very ugly and quite scroaty/chavy. This person usually smells (has BO)and has greasy hair because they dont wash very often.

Haha! You look like a mingehead in those trainers

I wish u wouldn't be such a Mingehead

by kisshannahkisses January 10, 2010

Mingag

A gay guy who lives next to Simon Pegg and John cleese.

He is the star of many pornographic gay films including:

Fun in prison
Brokeback Mountain 2: Cheek Thumpers
Good Will Humping
Runescape: The Movie
Suck My Cock
007 inches: Octocock

Mingag: Oi! I live next to Simon Pegg and enjoy dicks in my bumhole

Guy: I know

by Hispanic Batman September 25, 2010

Stinkin' Minge

Alcoholic beverage consisting of Southern Comfort and 7-Up.

Hey, Bar Wench, mix me a Stinkin' Minge.

by Lil' Dude January 16, 2008