manic monday

An unemployed workers first day back at a different position, with less pay.

Man if i would have known i wouldn't even get my own cubical, i would have slept in on Manic Monday and continued to collect unemployment checks.

by oscarl January 14, 2009

funday monday

n,v- Primarily used as an extention of the weekend. In rare circumstances, can also be used to start or continue a week long binger. Among regulars, it is often referred to simply as funday.

We're gunna have a funday monday tonight at Mark's house.

I got shit due tomorrow. Wanna funday it?

by T Eure October 16, 2006

man crush monday

A day made up by closeted gay men who aren't ready to fully come out, but are also incapable of masking their homoerotic desires for more than 6 days a week.

Oh my gawd, you have you seen that dude's body? I totally beat off to him today -- no homo, though, because it's man crush Monday!

by freudmacgyver December 3, 2013

Christmas Monday

The day off (fulfills paid holiday quota) that companies give their employees when Christmas falls on a Sunday

"Do you know if the business office at the phone company is open tomorrow or are they closed?"

"I think they are off just like we are, you know - Christmas Monday."

by bingolingo December 28, 2011

makeshift monday

When Your First Day Of Work Starts On A Tuesday.

DaMn, I Hate Makeshift Mondays

by ronnielogic3 October 15, 2013

mcflurry monday

2 mates who go for a mcdonalds mcflurry every single monday without fail.

"pick you up 3.30 for our usual mcflurry monday?"
"you knows it, xxxx"
"see you shortly!"

by greenskill July 29, 2014

Ass monday

Ass monday is the day of anal sex. Also known as monday

I can't wait till it is ass monday because me and my girlfriend will have anal sex.

by Satan is a part god July 12, 2016