squeegee method

The act of grabbing the penis by its base and sliding your compressed fingers along the shaft to the tip to get any remaining fluids out of it. Can be performed either to clear sperm or urine from the penis. An alternative to "shaking".
1.

Guy 1: Do you shake when you're done?
Guy 2: No man, I use the squeegee method.

2.

...and then I used the squeegee method to get the rest of my cum onto her chest.
by zlh5009 September 19, 2011
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methodical

Did methodical see that you told him that his voice sounds milky?
by Not Ee February 12, 2022
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methodical

Did methodical see that you told him that his voice sounds milky?
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The Octopus Method

Initially designed as a tecnique of sexual drive preservation between two people remaining in a long-term relationship.

A tecnique acquired as a result of natural selection, the octopus method consists in protruding your hand ( the way italian people do when they don't understand something ) into your bottom area in order to release a potentially loud fart.

Allowing the hand to part alightly, one may pass gas unnoticed. This technique is friend of people in need to not be heard in risky or delicate situations.

Example of the octopus method.

To silently let out your difused particules of feaces while your one night stand has fallen asleep so that you may have another shot at letting the aquantance evolve.
I was with a bird yesterday and had about 1000 farts I needed to get rid of. Saved myself using The Octopus Method
by DJ Kopek October 06, 2023
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Baturian Method

Act of inserting an object into your arse when you are unsure about what to do with it.
"I can't fit into these shoes anymore."

"Well, you can always use the Baturian Method. "
by Hastwyk November 20, 2016
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The Watson Method

Starting the wrong players on your fantasy football team. Leaving your best players on the bench on any given week. Having no idea what you are doing as a GM of your fantasy football team.
Brock had a sure win this week in fantasy football but he implemented The Watson Method and was donkey punched by the last place team. Who knows if he'll even make the playoffs.
by PREY December 01, 2013
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Banana method

Suck it like a dick and make sure you use NO teeth main thing to use is the lips and tongue check the banana for teeth marks if there’s none you did excellent if there is some you did sum wrong.
Just do it right! The banana method is a excellent way to make ur baes day.
by Anony203847 October 31, 2022
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