March 27

National ding dong ditch day

Go ding dong ditch sum1

“ITS MARCH 27th!”
*dings the dong*
*white woman calls police*
“HELLO? YES, A AFRICAN AMERICAN JUST VANDALIZED A DOOR “

by March 27 October 15, 2019

March 5

Eat a shawty out day.

Bro it’s March 5 you already know i’m about to eat a shawty out!

by xepsdik October 16, 2019

March 2

National Get a girl day, A day where all you dweeb will get a girlfriend.

On March 2 I got a girlfriend.

by Better Couple October 27, 2019

March 15th

The day Denzel Crocker lost his Fairy God Parents in 1972

March 15th is the day when Mr. Crocker is at his meanest

by brianbuddy2 ACP November 15, 2018

March 1

Talk to your crush day.( Increase the chance of u being together today :D

March 1 is today

by National day official March 1, 2021

March 30th

People with humongous dongs born today

Bro you've got the biggest dong I've ever seen, you must be born on March 30th

by Salad42069 October 16, 2019

March 27

Give head to your boyfriend

March 27 is awesome

by Garrick snowy October 15, 2019