masturbate

the main thing to catch a fish with

i used my masturbate to catch some catfish - yumyum

by anonymous December 17, 2003

masturbate

1. When a naughty little man is feeling horny and so he plays with his baboingaboing whilst veiwing pornography.
2. When a lonely, horny girl pretty much fingers herself, usually while thinking of something exciting or having cybersex.
3. Something all guys do. usually cause they cant get laid.

1. With his girlfriend away, Kobu mastubated every night while thinking of her.
2. Maria, the star tuba player in her band class, enjoys her monday nights masturbating in front of the computer instead of practicing.
3. Cameron (female): do you masturbate?
John: um YES!!
Cameron: OMG me too!!

by I, for one, do not touch myself. March 21, 2008

Masturbate

To play with oneself until one reaches and is dancing on the top of the mountain

The fat ugly guy couldn't make me come, so I waited until he passed out from exhaustion and then I masturbated.

by thatgirldrinkinglemonade July 9, 2003

nasterbate

verb.

When, after jacking off, one makes a conscious decision to taste his own ejaculate.

Guy1: All I know is that my jizz tastes saltier than salt.
Guy2: What the fuck dude, did you nasterbate?

by PWHS February 12, 2010

masturbate

master-bait...to master the art of fishing or the way to catch fish, by using bait

did u master bait for the trip weekend?

by bait masterer October 12, 2004

masterbateing

fishing bait, mixture of corned beef and bread made into a paste.

"good god you'v had loads of fish today mate" "thats because i've been masterbateing"

by w&f January 18, 2009

Masterbationist

The act of one human alone frequetly masterbating nonstop.

Jon Marshall is a frquent masterbationist to good house keeping.

by Phillis Dickinme February 1, 2010