Mask Mania

When people blindly or religiously follow the directives of the authorities to wear a face mask at all times, as two barriers are debatably better than one—the sick person wears one, and the well person also wears one to protect themselves and others regardless of where they are in public at any time of the day, and whether they are alone or not.

Are these examples of mask mania? Cab drivers sitting in car by themselves wearing masks. People walking their dogs outdoors wearing masks, and nobody near them. People wearing masks at home, because they want to protect their pets.

by MathPlus June 16, 2021

Flight Mask

When a guy put his balls over a girls eyes, and has his penis hangs down over her nose. This move was invented at one of Robb B.'s most recent druken sausage party. He was attempting to T-bag his partner and his partner slipped on some KY and fell onto Robb's face. Hence giving him a Flight Mask.

Robb stated that he sometimes has a hard time breathing while wearing a Flight Mask.

by Turd -F May 13, 2005

ass-mask

pulling the collar of your shirt over your nose and mouth to protect from foul odors.

"How bad is it in that Port-o-Potty?"

"You'll need an ass-mask at the very least."

by gap tooth grin December 11, 2009

sushi mask

A person eats a bunch of sushi in hopes of getting mercury poisoning. Then when someone pisses them off the sushi-eater vomits all over their face, producing a sushi mask.

Your nasty snort makes me want to give you a sushi mask.

by Zoe & Seth October 21, 2010

goalie mask

The Canadian version of a Roman Face Mask.

"When Gordo passed out after his 15th Molson, Maurice gave him a goalie mask."

by ThePhantomGoaltender October 20, 2013

Ninja Mask

To don a woman's panties over your face, so as to look like a ninja. Typically after she has worn them.

While I was fucking Laurie, I grabbed her panties and wore them like a ninja mask, gave it to her from behind, like a ninja!

by Wolf Whitman November 23, 2014

Bite Marks

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Hurting yourself by, hitting yourself, digging your nails into yourself, and pinching yourself as ways to cope because you feel as if people well call you names (attention whore, freak, fake, ect.)

Itwas creating bite marks on its self during its panic attack

by Pukkyo June 18, 2021