making pecan pie 

1. Female masturbation, due to the resemblance of the female genitalia to pecans and to the sweetness of the pie.

2. Two females having sex

3. A female getting a hand job/being eaten out

1. After Bill left me, I've been making pecan pies.

2. Did you hear that those two hotties made pecan pie last night?

3. Joel made me the best pecan pie ever last night.

making pecan pie by synchrohobbit November 20, 2006

MASHING HER DINNER 

When you feed your girlfriend dinner then go home and fuck her in the ass thus mashing her dinner

A good cheap date is going to mcd's then going home and mashing her dinner

MASHING HER DINNER by robs asshole January 14, 2008

making pasta 

A deceptive phrase used as a euphemism for masturbating while still using an instant messaging site or program. More commonly practiced by males, this phrase gained popularity as earlier phrases like "be right back" or "going to the bathroom" became too obvious.

Ted: "Dude, I tried to message you on MSN but you were 'away'"
David: "Sorry about that, I was making pasta. Don't tell Elizabeth though."

making pasta by amish_rabbi23 July 14, 2009

Making Udon 

Doing a normal activity oblivious to the outside world when suddenly, you realize that there are people in the room next door engaging in sexual activity quite loudly. Often results in barricading yourself in your room, horrified and waiting until it's over.

Ahhh! Crap! I was making udon. When's it okay to come back out?

Making Udon by NaturallyRudeBoy June 1, 2010

penis marking 

The term for waking up after a long night, and finding out that someone drew a penis on your cheek with a Sharpie marker.

I have a penis marking!

penis marking by Mike Will November 18, 2003

Making Waffles 

meaning to mastrubate
or pleasure oneself sexually

ew shane stop making waffles in the bathroom

Making Waffles by nicholas luciano August 29, 2005

making the news 

Something worthy (or not worthy) to be talked about and/or repeated.

My date on Friday night with Richard is definetly making the news.

I can't believe she was telling me about what kind of shoes her boyfriend got; that shouldn't even be making the news.

making the news by cfuptown August 8, 2005