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Marriage

Coming from someone who requires the threat of hell-fire to keep a woman your criticism doesn’t carry a whole lot of weight.
Hym “Yeah marriage is great... unless you have a fat cock. Because why get married when you can you can just sit in your group home and wait for your staff to hire someone to suck you off every day while you get a round of applause from Dr JeepJorp.”
by Hym Iam September 28, 2022
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Traditional Marriage

Two people that love each other without being forced into one.
Look those two men are married and are happy together, thats a traditional marriage.
by FluffiestFluffBall April 20, 2020
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Marrianne

Marrianne's are deceitful, deceptive & manipulative. Always self-centered and a pain to be around.
"she promised she wouldn't do that, damn, she's such a Marrianne!"
by S. Ibling June 23, 2019
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mixed orientation marriage

A marriage of a man and a woman where one spouse is heterosexual and one spouse is homosexual.

Often the homosexual marries the heterosexual in an attempt to "cure" their sexual attraction to the same sex. Religion, family expectations, and a desire to have children often influence a homosexual person's decision to wed a person of the opposite sex.

I use the term "homosexual" and not LGB because many same-sex attracted people that marry a person of the opposite sex do not self-identify as gay, lesbian, or bisexual. Many also prefer to stay in the closet.

Many, but not all, of these marriages end in severe marital conflict, separation, or divorce.
Sandy suspected that Steve was gay for a long time, but couldn't tell for sure until she found his Manhunt account on the family computer. Now she's certainly in a mixed orientation marriage. Sandy's hired a lawyer without Steve's knowledge.
by poorbrokegradstudent July 23, 2010
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morrible

n. combination of more and horrible
That shit is morrible than the last batch.
by peter February 4, 2005
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Marriage

I hate marriage
by Ellie420 April 18, 2019
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Marriage

Marriage destroy your life don't get married girls / boys except you gay that's my advice or just do the one night pleasure
Marriage is a sickNess
by Your nightmare honey March 15, 2020
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