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The best marketing agency in Quebec. The owners are professional, smart & sexy. They offer the best marketing services you could ask for.
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by Bonzai Marketing November 23, 2021
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Market Vegetarian

A person who does not buy meat (from either restaurants or grocery stores) but will eat meat if it has already been prepared.

The inclusion of market refers to the fact that this person's buying behaviour (from the market's perspective) is like a vegetarian.
At a house party:
Person 1: Did you just have a meat pie? I thought you didn't want to have meat at the restaurant last week?

Person 2: I don't buy meat, but if it's already been purchased I'm ok with having it.

Person 1: Oh! So you're like a Market Vegetarian?

Person 2: Exactly

Person 1: What a hipster
by angularmerkel September 30, 2018
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fish market

a pussy that has not been washed in days, smelling like a rotten fish market, as well as repelling and knocking out anyone who gets close to it.
Bro #1: So did you end up going down on that girl?
Bro #2: Hell no! She had quite a fish market down there
by anonymous November 24, 2020
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Zero Marketing

When food and drink companies leverage on the health consciousness of its customers to claim that their products are free of additives, colorings, and seasonings; or have zero sugar, zero animal fat, and zero monosodium glutamate (MSG), which could cause cancer-prone diseases.
Zero marketing has permeated many businesses and industries: from banks and financial institutions offering zero interest rates or zero downpayment to food manufacturers offering zero cancerous or life-shortening products.
by Fasters May 29, 2021
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Marketable

something dementor13 is not
dementor13 is not marketable
by stickyuh April 2, 2024
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Market Operations

Adj. Vern. Noun. The gatekeepers of all customer facing things. The protectors of experience. The doers. Those who do not tire. The strong. Professional problem solvers and above all those who do right by customers!
Wow, those market operations people are amazing
by proproblemsolver111 November 21, 2018
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stark market

A blonde mf that looks like Sid from the ice age.
by _-___-___-_ December 21, 2021
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