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Mantext

Text message sent from a straight male to another straight male, or from a straight male to a lesbian consisting of the word "Mantext," some play on words containing "mantext" within, or any phrase including or ending with "mantext."

In essence, "Mantext" operates on the theory that non-sexuomantic texts are always meant with a degree of disappointment, especially those from men (your bros) labeled "Mantext."

The most demoralizing Mantexts are received by those anxiously anticipating a ladytext, preferably on a rainy Friday or Saturday night while watching Redtube.
"Mantext ."

"Lets not argue about semantexts."

"I got 99 problems and a Mantext is one."

"Mo Mantext Mo Problems."

"Happiness is a Warm Mantext ."

"Mantexter United"

"Mantexter City"

"I hope you're not mantexturbating right now."

"The I v s b e Mantext "

"Holy Mantext Batman!"

"Mantext Episode IV: A New Mantext "

"Mantext Episode V: The Empire Mantexts Back"

"Mantext Episode VI: Return of the Mantext "

"Michael Manntext"

"Payton Manntext"

"Mantext Ramirez"

"Hevenu Shalom A-mantext !"

"Did somebody order a Mantext ?"

"It's raining Mantexts!"

"Mantexts of Mass Destruction."

"MANTEXT ACCOMPLISHED"

"To Mantext or not to Mantext."

"There's no Mantext in team"

"But there's a Mantext in win."

"I'm gonna make you a Mantext you can't refuse."

"Official U.S. Military Policy: Don't man, don't text."
by yourfrienddan October 3, 2009
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manuke

A word created by Chris Lim Yong Hong, claimed to be from Langrisser with some insulting meaning.
You are a manuke, Lim Yong Hong!
by Lim Yong Hong October 30, 2007
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Manatee

Back in the old days Pirates would have intercourse with Manatee's after being at sea for a very long time.
Manatee means "Pirate Pussy".
by Astra0172 November 20, 2010
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manatee

natures speed bump!god gave us somthing to have fun with.............
lets hit that manatee and cetch some air!!! woo hoo
by damian s November 6, 2007
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mansterdam

The district of Amsterdam, Netherlands that is home to one of the most thriving male prostitution industries in the world.
Man 1: Dude let's go to Mansterdam!
Man 2: You're a fag!
by Jazzy Jeff is Da Man April 21, 2008
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mansteak

Often used between sexy gay men with way too much time and live excruciatingly far apart from each other.
gay man #1: why do you live so far?
gay man #2: idk, but i wish you lived closer because mah mansteak needs some lovin
gay man #1: youre a sleez
gay man #2: *gasp*
by GiYES May 24, 2008
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manuere

You are an ugly peice of Manuere. It is an insult.
by Hello913 May 16, 2018
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