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Manitoba Tuck

When you're urinating outdoors in a Manitoba winter and it's -40C with the windchill, and you're trying to push as little of your penis as possible out of your snowmobile suit such that you don't get suffer a frostbitten penis, and at the same time don't urinate in your snowmobile suit.
It takes years for Manitobans to perfect the Manitoba Tuck, eh. Every Manitoban can tell you awful stories about the agony of having a frostbitten penis, and the shame of walking into a bar in a pissed up skidoo suit.

The famous Manitoba Tuck used by curlers is named after the delicate act of pissing outdoors in a Manitoba winter while wearing a snowsuit. Both are a delicate balancing act that take time to master, but can bring great benefits.
by gee_ March 7, 2018
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self-maintenance

I woke up today with major morning wood so I had to do some self-maintenance before I could leave for class.
by well-maintained September 20, 2010
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Percussive Maintenance

from the word Percussion-to strike sharply
and Maintenance -to fix
Usually a quick sharp slap to the back of another's head.
usually delivered to stop said person in their tracks so as not to continue their stupid chatter or activity.
Also usefull if one can see stupidity approaching..one can administer some "Percussive Maintenance to stop it before it stops.
Joe strikes out with a lady at the bar.
Next day Fred starts to tell friends about it.
Joe delivers some 'Percussive Mantenance' to the back of Fred's head.
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Little Johnny is throwing a temper tantrum...'Percussive Maintenance' is good here too
by Mike B--[laffinman] September 17, 2005
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Manitoban Thrust

Pressing your ass against someones face and shitting into their nose
"Yesterday Tess wouldn't shut up so i gave her a Manitoban Thrust."
"Good job man!!!!!"
by Brett Doerksen October 19, 2006
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Angry Manatee

The sexual act of inserting one's testicles into a partner's vagina / anus.
Sweetheart, now that you've been using the rambone for a while, lets give the angry manatee a try!
by scrotiemcbuggerballs January 14, 2013
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manatee school for the arts

a school in palmetto, Florida. (i say this school is lit)
manatee school for the arts is in palmetto, Florida
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Manifester

While at someplace for long periods of time, the negative thoughts that you create. Then, while you are still there. Those thoughts have time to fester and become horrible fears/ideas.
Man, when I went to work this morning I got a bad feeling like Julie was cheating on me. And throughout the day this was manifestering until I texted her and asked about it.
by Caleb jaqua February 12, 2008
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