Lucas

A person with this name is smart in elementary but after that he's fucking screwed. He'll become that one dumb fuck that always annoys the living HELL out of you. Everyone in elementary asks him for answers and he gives them answers. But after that, ain't no one got time for his dumb answers. Basically whoever has this name looks smart but really has an IQ equivalent to Patrick Star.

Before elementary

Dude: Hey can you give me answers???
Lucas: Aight. It's a guaranteed 100.
Next day
Dude: Hey Lucas! I got a hundred on that paper!
First day in Junior High
Dude: Hey Lucas I need some answers

Lucas: Aight. Guaranteed 100.

Next day
Dude: Hey Lucas!

Lucas: Yeah?

Dude: Guess what!
Lucas: You got a 100?
Dude: No you dumb fucking rock, I got a fucking 69!
Lucas: Well shit

by The dude next door 6969 March 15, 2017

Lucas

A dumb kid

Lucas is a Lucas

by mnym jeff January 31, 2018

Lucas

A Complete dumbass and has no sense what so ever and sometimes smells like shit

Damn he is acting like Lucas

by Qgeaednfjnfj February 5, 2018

Lucas

The ugliest faggot you can find and the only person you can annoy for a whole day.
A funny guy and a dumb ass that never has good luck with women.
Luke for short
A beautiful human being

Damn have you seen how Lucas fell back there?He's such a blind faggot!

by hotterthanhellll December 3, 2019

Lucas/Luca

you're that one friend that loves LGBTQ+ and you probably were a girl and just changed it to "Lucas/Luca". you also very funny, love dad jokes, talented, and are AMAZING at acting

"My friend Lucas/Luca is very nice, and cool"

by HEYYY_JOSHUAAAAAA May 21, 2021

Lucas

(Lucas) is a true friend one that will do about anything but don't take kindness for weakness can turn on a dime a person with high quality to a known issue of self esteem issues

Lucas I'm over here

by Lucas matthew December 22, 2016

Lucas

Fuck that bitch he's a poser and a loser and if he ever asks you to go to the galleria, SAY NO! He is just trying to get you to put your mouth around his dick! Don't fall for his tricks. He says that he is tall when we all really know he is only 5'2, and if he starts talking about his brother, just go tell him to suck his own dick. He is very desperate and you should not be friends with him, and definitely avoid doing anything else.

Patricia: "So are you talking to any guys right now?"
DeLinda: "Yeah... but it's nothing I think that he might be a Lucas."
Patricia: "HOLY SHIT DELINDA! You've gotta beware of those hoes! Don't go to the galleria with them! He just wants you to suck his dick!"

by Freaking Horse Girl March 30, 2019