Lochside Rovers

A now bankrupt(2024) football team based in Turkey that now only have an online FIFA team

Have you heard of that pish team lochside rovers?

aye just pumped them oan fifa24

by ShalomBoy64 February 13, 2024

lochette

a cute coquette nickname for cuties like urself, mwa<3

lochette pls dont be emo!!!

by atlasCLYDEsparky_980 March 22, 2024

Loch Ness Monster

When you are taking a bath and your penis tip emerges majestically from the water

I was watching that new Netflix movie last night and Glen Powell’s was Loch Ness monstering

by Illneverpostagainsorry June 8, 2024

Loch Ness Monster

When you are taking a bath and your penis majestically emerges from the water.

We were watching that new Netflix movie last night and Glenn Powell’s penis was totally pulling a Loch Ness monster

by Illneverpostagainsorry June 8, 2024

Lochie Comment

A comment usually said by someone by the name of Lochie in which the comment or joke is either so dead/ irrelevant or so stupid/doesn't make sense its extremely annoying or can be both and none laughs at it - you say or yell it out after someone does this

For Example

Lochie - hey felix you look like a yellow tomato plant

- silence

Felix - Holy Lochie Comment

or

Lochie - hey jack that waterfall looks like your mum shawtee when i lick her minge
Jack - LOCHIE COMMENT! shut the fuck up

by Lochie12.5 June 10, 2025

loch fraud

A person who uses the Loch-n-Load in Team Fortress 2 as a crutch, because they cant hit pipes with the Iron Bomber or Grenade Launcher. Loch frauds usually use the weapon to snipe players (medics) from across the map and hit airshots that wouldn't be possible without the loch. They pretend to be good at the game, but in reality they get carried by unlocks.

The term was born sometime in the past year, probably because the Loch-n-Load has become more widely used in competitive.

1: "Artist is my favourite player"
2: "Bro, he's a fuckin' loch fraud, stop glazing"

by filip_tf2 July 9, 2025

lochnesslucas

someone who is hungry at all times, makes his cat twerk for a living even though he's a full time plumber ;)

watch out, lochnesslucas is hungry

by trashnite September 5, 2025