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loser kid

a kid who's brother thinks he's a loser. Usually will have a big gut, freckles, be extremely lazy and the one who didn't succeed.

May or may not be on drugs and be put away at age 26 as an adult cause of his problems.

Is not educated, is a shame to his family and is a bitch.
that' guy's a loser kid, no wonder his brother didn't leave him any money.
by cjsr44 May 2, 2010
mugGet the loser kidmug.

Loser Cruiser

An ugly hunk of junk car with tri-colored paint job on it. Usually a rust bucket that looks like it's worth 2 dollars tops.

Something you would be embarrassed to be seen in. Usually driven by poor people or ugly people.
Check out Sarah's Loser Cruiser.

I would be embarrassed to be driving around in that thing.
by jaguar23 December 9, 2008
mugGet the Loser Cruisermug.

true loser

some one who has no life but thinks they do because it filled with lots of fun things, so they think. This persons life may consist of lots of stupid stuff like smokin weed everyday thinking that there cool or that there ghetto, or drinkin every weekend. To me, a loser is someone who can only have fun when there out of it, it truely shows what kind of person they are when thay can only have fun when there not themselves. these people are generally boring losers who can only have fun by in the long run....damaging themselves
" Man all she does now is get drunk and smoke weed....she's a true loser"
" She only waited 3 days of going out with him before fuckin him when they broke up a week later, what a fuckin true loser.
" man look at them low life losers that think there cool smoking weed and everything else. They should be getting there education not acting stupid"
by gsnail December 16, 2005
mugGet the true losermug.

Loser Boyfriend

Basically any white woman these days with a black/hispanic boyfriend because MTV and the politically correct left-wing America says that's what's cool.

Usually results in single motherhood.
Ashley LOVED Usher's music so she went out and grabbed any ol black loser boyfriend to show off to everyone how 'open minded' she is. Now she's 9 months pregnant and the baby daddy is in jail for mugging people with a Glock and had packets of crack in his possession. Doesn't matter though, she already hadn't seen him for the last 8 months after he found out she was pregnant. He bailed on her and got aonther 4 white girls pregnant instead. (And bounced on them too).
by KeepinItRealYo September 24, 2012
mugGet the Loser Boyfriendmug.

loser cruiser

by JP November 18, 2003
mugGet the loser cruisermug.

true loser

Someone who doesn't know the difference between there, their, and they're when writing. The true loser has horrible grammar, showing a general lack of education. Losers will neglect punctuation, and commonly drop the "g" when utalizing gerands. The true loser's attitutes toward sexuality and cannabis use also reflect a general lack of knowledge or curiosity. Generally, the 'true loser' is an idiot.
I tried to discuss Camus with a true loser the other day, but he said he only likes reality shows featuring Ted Nugent. After which, he kicked over my bong and called his DARE officer.
by ArmenTamzarian December 2, 2010
mugGet the true losermug.

fucking loser

i.e. I do no fucking work, I am a fucking loser.
by alex December 8, 2003
mugGet the fucking losermug.

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