Lobster Trap

When a man pulls his genitalia through the hole in his boxers to urinate, but fails to unbutton the button. The bell-shape of the penis head then causes it to get stuck, much like a lobster trap.
Person A: Dude put your dick away!
Person B: Sorry man! I didn't realize i had a total Lobster Trap before i turned around!
by Walter900 April 28, 2011
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rock lobster

"look at the guy with the tatts, i bet he's a rock lobster"
by Nat Sometimes April 25, 2009
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rock lobster

ashleigh your shoes are totally rock lobster
by ashleigh (: July 28, 2008
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Lobster Claw

When you pound a girls pussy so hard that it sweels up and hold onto your dick.
I had to get my dick amputated cuz that drunk bitch lobster clawed me.
by hanssel April 24, 2007
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Lake Erie Lobster

Pronunciation: /lāk , ˈirē , ˈläbstər/

NOUN
A sexual act in which a partner performs oral stimulation on a female partner with a yeast infection, while simultaneously pinching both her nipples in the manner of a lobster.

Origin
Oberlin, OH - 2013
I suppose I should have told my boyfriend that I had a yeast infection from swimming in Lake Erie before he gave me Lake Erie Lobster last night.
by Martha's Garden May 17, 2016
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Bahamian Lobster Trap

Having a hemorrhoid pushed back in with a dildo.
Joey paid a hooker to give him a Bahamian lobster trap.
by Omalley December 14, 2015
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she's your lobster

She's the love of your life.

As told my Phoebe Buffay on the TV show, Friends.
PHOEBE: Hang in there, it's gonna happen.

ROSS: Wha, OK, now how do you know that?

PHOEBE: Because she's your lobster.

CHANDLER: Oh, she's goin' somewhere.

PHOEBE: C'mon you guys. It's a known fact that lobsters fall in love and mate for life. You know what, you can actually see old lobster couples walkin' around their tank, ya know, holding claws like...
by banananna89 September 17, 2013
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