Abraham Lincoln

You shave off your pubes, and then ejaculate onto you ladies face. Once you have ejaculated, throw the pubic clippings onto her face, forming a beard. Thus, you have Abraham Lincoln!

I gave your mother an Abraham Lincoln

by GLDeyo January 11, 2009

Lincolnton High School

Bunch of cotton picking niggers

Lincolnton High School is a bunch of idiots

by James picker February 27, 2019

Lincoln Land

a small community college in central Illinois known for it's low standards and routinely leading to the drinking problem of underage kids in central illinois, do not ever let your children go there, do not let them "move into town" and go to college in springfield because truth is they will end up dropping out of COMMUNITY COLLEGE and working somewhere at the mall most likely Pacsun or Gloria Jeans Coffee. A few years down the road they will probably obtain a decent state job to support their mediocre lives. If you are ever thinking about saving money and attending a community college for two years DO NOT GO TO LINCOLN LAND, you will never get out alive.

Wow that girl from high school went to Lincoln Land, she must be pregnant, dead, or a coke head.

by springfield=death February 6, 2006

Lincoln Drape

The female lays down flat on the ground, while the man squats over her face - covering her eyes with his testicles - then he urinates in her mouth.

"Bitch! Lay down on the ground. I've got a surprise for you. Hold on, I'm gonna cover your eyes with my nuts. I like to call this one the lincoln drape.

by blasm55 November 19, 2010

Shaved Lincoln

A sex act between two men that requires: Whip cream, a razor, and a five dollar bill. The act begins with your friend spraying the whip cream in your mouth till it's almost full, then he will take the razor and scrap all the whip cream out of your mouth, cutting your tongue open while doing so. He will then take the five dollar bill and place it on his penis, making sure that Lincoln's face is on the tip. The penis with the five dollar bill on it will then be inserted into the other man's bleeding mouth, soaking up the blood in the process.

"Would you like to try a Shaved Lincoln later?"

by BananaPajama June 22, 2013

Abe Lincoln

When someone shaves off their pubic hair and superglues them to another person's face.

Craig passed out, let's give him an Abe Lincoln!

by Bounce.Nerd November 10, 2009

Abraham Lincoln

Premeditated sex act involving a handful of pubic hair, semen, and a large top hat, not unlike that of Abraham Lincoln. The unknowing partner falls victim to a facial following a human hair confetti blast and a top hat on their head.

"I totaly pulled an abraham Lincoln on that one chick"

by Abraham Kincoln July 1, 2008