Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start

This is actually known as the "Konami Code", as it appeared in pretty much every game they wrote at that period of time.

Don't forget, make the end of it "Select, Start" if you want to play 2 players!

"FUCK, LifeForce is a real bitch. Let's just Konami Code it... and pass that pizza, asshole."

by Binary Jay November 25, 2004

left-clicker

A person who who is only capable of clicking the left mouse button, and clicks 'Yes' to everything. This person is the one that calls you to fix their computer weekly.

Charles is always getting viruses because he is a left-clicker.

by phatplat August 28, 2009

Left Hand Gulliver

1. The act of fisting a midget with the left hand.
2. The name of a pro-environmental boy band from the early 90s most famous for their one-hit wonder "You Can Break My Heart, But Not The Rainforest".
3. The working title of "The Life and Opinions of Tristram Shandy, Gentleman" by Laurence Stern.
4. A loose translation of Martin Heidegger's "In-der-Welt-sein".

1. Tracy asked for a Left Hand Gulliver last night. She's been walking funny the whole morning.
2. "Left Hand Gulliver" seriously sucked. The name didn't have anything to do with environmentalism.
3. Good thing Stern scrapped that last title. I still can't believe that he didn't know his book was referring to midget fisting.
4. The traditional Western dichotomy of object/subject has been exerted in the Heideggerian notion of "Left Hand Gulliver".

by franzpolak November 12, 2010

left cock

A left angular curve in the irrect penis. Usually caused from a blow to the dick. Found in rare specimens

"Zack had a raging left cock"
"that tranny has a hard left cock"

by poppycock245 December 30, 2011

left lane car wash

The act of spraying an excessive amount of washer fluid (especially on sunny days) on the car behind you after you've pulled in front of them. Typically used to serve vigilante justice to an inconsiderate left lane bandit.

Man, there were so many left lane bandits out there yesterday, that on a 2 hour drive I went through 3 gallons of washer fluid handing out the ole left lane car washse.

by FlyInverted May 15, 2015

left bench

a world that is used to describe when you are not playing and sitting on the bench in a sport.

Last game I let the other team score 10 points, so the next game I had to play left bench.

by Picklesssss May 25, 2018

Left me unopened

The only form of disrespect that exceeds being left on read. Usually anywhere from forty minutes to an hour people know you've reached out.

Left me unopened " Wowww I know rebecca can see my message. "

by oOoofboifrick May 29, 2018