Pit Lamp

An old Scottish word for penis. The term was widely used by coal miners.

Also used when greeting friends or family. People you know really well.

Son: My pit lamps red raw!

Dad: Stop wanking all day and get a job!

How's yer pit lamp? ( How are you?)
Used in the same way a lot of people say "How's it hanging?)

by Steorge February 6, 2020

LAMP

"LAMP" means laughing at my problems.

Example 1:
Person A: *makes a joke about something bad that happened to them* hahaha, I'm lamping right now
Example 2:
Person A&B *makes jokes about their sad past* yo not at us lamping right now

by jennieschanelbag November 23, 2020

Lamp

It means Laughing At My Problems.

I forgot to do my homework and got a F...LAMP.

by notyourtherapist November 16, 2020

Lamp Beating

When your brother hits you and threatens you with a lamp

you: "stop being autistic and Lamp Beating me"
your brother: "no u"

by FishFishingtonThe2nd May 20, 2018

Lamp

Something that definitely didn't make someone wake up from a false reality

I was looking at the Lamp for so long that my wife and kids left me. I couldn't control myself

by Tom28281 January 17, 2024

Lamp

A word to say when your put in awkward situations

Jack: Hey bae
Krishna: lamp

by Alexa Lois March 15, 2020

Hooker lamp

A lamp that can be turned on by capacitive touch on any of the lamp’s surface.

Hey, you go on a date with Tiffany?

Yeah man, she had a hooker lamp on her bedside table!

Sick bro!

by Fleeble_ June 16, 2024