Muck Larder

One's rearmost orifice; Rump booty

"I say Tarquin, that's a jolly looking filly there! I'd most like to have a munch around her Muck Larder!"

by Mr_bowyer December 1, 2013

Thick lard

A measuring unit to how fat and stupid someone is. Iq x100 = weight in tons
I.e iq=15 transponds to weight=1500 tons

Being defined as your a Thick Lard you fat animal

by KLOOBER KLATZ KLAAN November 15, 2016

Slayer lair

1. A pimped-out bedroom designed to attract women
2. bachelor's room
3. A fuck pad

Got some new killer sheets for the Slayer Lair. Panties will drop.

by Uchank05 April 2, 2017

Lady Lair

A room or space within a residence to promote independent sanctuary and recreation according to a woman's interests.

Jennifer did not like the menstruation hut mentality of "She Sheds" and instead chose to remain inside her home's Lady Lair to watch football, listen to records, and read.

by Tabikitten June 17, 2018

Moo laid

When you milk a cow but you get kool-aid and you say “Oh Yeah”.

I just ko-aid a cow moo laid

by Statbisbestpony June 24, 2018

Babe Lair

A babe lair is typically a bedroom in which a handsome and attractive male uses to bring equally attractive females back to for the night. The room is typically set up better than a typical room, incorporating elements to set the mood, and so that the females with become significantly more attracted to you, being in the presence of the rooms strong sexual power.

"Oh man, Tom Elliott's bedroom is an absolute babe lair!"
"Hey, come back to the babe lair for some fun"

by TheIncredibleMrE December 22, 2018

My lard

My lard is used for a very close friend

How are you today my lard

by Katrinakellogsxoxox March 9, 2020