Kitty shitting

Placing cat feaces up your bum so that when you fart you can blame the cat and say "it smells like cat feaces in here!"

I was at my girlfriend's mum's house last night, I was totally Kitty shitting and blamed her 17 year old cat

by Straw boy November 25, 2019

kitty porn

Yes ...... but kitty porn is soooo cuuuuute ......,

Cute widdle kitty porn.

by Fearman February 1, 2008

Shitty Kitty

The result of switching from anal sex to vaginal sex without changing condoms(if one is used)

Damn this morning jenna's vagina smelled like shit after the shitty kitty last night.

by NiggerFaggot_Blownuts September 21, 2009

Kitty Burp

1. What happens when you do work in the bedroom.
2. A vaginal fart

Shane: So I was fucking that chick from last night, she was pretty sexy.

Miles: Did you make that kitty burp?

Shane: You know it!

by Francois de Negro October 11, 2010

Milk for kitty

A sexual, whispered tease a man says to a woman, usually in question form, referring to the semen he plans to put in her vagina.

"You want some milk for kitty?"

"Mmm, yes daddy?"

by Shitsngigs March 28, 2009

Kitty Skiddy

The skid mark left by a cat when it uses its front legs to drag its arsehole across the floor.

If that kitty skiddy isn't cleaned up soon I'll kick the fucking cat over the fence.

by Ballbags January 18, 2010

Kitty cousins

multiple women who have a single common male sexual partner

sandy, karen, alicia are kitty cousins. they all banged out gary.marita

by LizzieBorden March 26, 2010