Kiss my shoe 

A fraise that maybe used when a group of people jump you, but only used if you don’t fight back. If you don’t fight back and you end up kissing their shoes then you are seen as their bitch.

Person 1: Yo! I HEARD YOU WERE TALKING SHIT?!
Person 2: I’m sorry man I don’t wanna fight you
Person 1: THEN KISS MY SHOE OR I KILL YOU!

Person 2: *kisses shoe*

Person 1: YOUR MY BITCH NOW

Kiss my shoe by Birdy Jew October 4, 2021

kiss the choochoo 

To act in a stupid and reckless manner as if one were standing on the railroad tracks waiting for the train to come by. Usually results in some sort of catastrophe for the offending individual.

We told him not to open his mouth and insult the much bigger man but no, he had to go and kiss the choochoo and now he's a bloody mess.

kiss the choochoo by lordjulius May 16, 2009

KISS offense 

(v) to conduct oneself or something in the easiest possible manner by avoiding extraneous actions. KISS stands for Keep It Short & Simple or Keep It Simple, Stupid. Much like a basketball coach would call out a Triangle offense or Isolation offense from a sideline, a parent, trainer or mentor would tell their subordinate to "run the KISS offense"

While the intern was fumbling through a long drawn out slideshow that was putting everyone to sleep, his mentor said to him, "run the KISS offense"

KISS offense by Sentinel408 September 9, 2009

Kiss the Trailer 

A really dumbass game where you sit in the back of a pickup truck or other top open vehicle of sorts, drive on the freeway, while your dumbass driver gets close to a tractor trailer, trailer portion specific, and your dumbass friends try to get close enough to the trailer to literally kiss the trailer so they can win the game. However, what normally happens is all of the dumbasses try to complete this process after many slaps and pokes of the trailer.

hey fuck faces, let's play kiss the trailer, and to make it extra fun let's add booze and some pot to the equation.

Kiss the Trailer by trogdor1 January 3, 2011

Kiss of the Prairie Dog 

The unfortunate accident accompanying a "Prairie Dogging" episode where feces makes contact with an undergarment leaving behind a mark. Similar in nature to the british version of "touchin' cotton."

Dan: "Hey, Delaney are you ok? You seem distressed."
Delaney: "Yeah I just gotta get to the ladies room, if that meeting took any longer I was sure to have a kiss of the prairie dog to deal with!"

Kiss of the Prairie Dog by zero120 August 27, 2013

kiss can 

Vagina.

Gary went down on the 'ol kiss can.

kiss can by Mr.Dog February 19, 2014

kiss'n'huggins 

The term used to explain 2nd base to someone

Jeff, i was totally kiss'n'huggins with Brittany last night

kiss'n'huggins by p3n155l4y3r November 14, 2015