Kidding

The act of collecting kids and bring them into a white van, luring them by candy.

Derek: Hey what were you doing earlier?
Creepy Pedophile: Oh I was busy kidding.

by Afucktard December 12, 2019

Killing Orphans

A euphemism for sex, which is handy if you want to speak in code or around people your age who accept killing orphans as a legitimate pastime. It is also useful because of its broad applications and versatility, the speed of sex, the speed of the orphan killings, the type of sex, stabbing, shooting or probing, etc., etc.

Killing Orphans: A euphemism or code for sex, used to talk about various sex stuff while people are around
(to friend when people are around): Oh boy I can't wait to kill some orphans tonight...
(talking about someones sexual exploits in code): Did you hear about Brennan? he killed before and he is planning to kill again!!

by qwertyuippoiuytrewq February 11, 2022

Killing Floor 2

One the best Zombie Games other than CoD zombies. KF2 is developed by TripWire interactive, released around 2016, and has died off since then, but, if you’ve given up on the Newer Call of Duty’s, and want some blood, drop the 40 bucks on this game. Best investment you’ll make.

Yo load up Killing Floor 2 bay bay!

by Fagimus September 20, 2022

Wombat Killing

A term that means to smoke weed, but disguised so people dont know what your talkin bout.

Yo, you wanna go Wombat killing with me?

You wanna kill some wombats later bro?

by Wafson November 4, 2010

Karate Kidding

Waxing on and off in public places.

What is he doing?

I think.. He's Karate Kidding.

That's legal?

No...but he sure can wax the hell out of whatever he's waxing

by Shakeshisspear January 1, 2011

Jason Kidding

Intentionally bringing up a bad joke or spilling a drink in order to divert the conversation or to "save time", typically done in a group setting.

As I was growing tired of her lengthy conversation, I realized it was time for a little jason kidding. So I "accidentally" spilled my water, just like that bitch ass Jason Kidd.

by LakersFoLife November 28, 2013

tomcat killing

Killing off your girlfriend or wife's offspring from a previous relationship. Named after the tendency of various male felines who show similar habits.

He said he forgot the baby was in the car when he parked it at work, but people are wondering if it was really a tomcat killing.

by oofy stills April 9, 2014