Ketchup Circus

An orgy involving at least 3 or more women who are on their period.

"Make sure to bring wet wipes to the ketchup circus tonight!"

by napalmcoochie December 2, 2025

Moon Ketchup

Ejaculatory fluid; semen.

Dude, I heard she likes moon ketchup with her meat.

by DeMarcus Waynewright July 16, 2013

Cajun ketchup

Menstration blood, found on surfaces other than underwear.

I took Sylvia home last night, and she left me a nice patch of cajun ketchup on my bed.

by TheRealSoap April 24, 2014

carolina ketchup

Ranch dressing

Give me that Carolina ketchup chango

by Gabriel javier April 18, 2018

Alley Ketchup

Someone's blood that isn't yours; usually after a fight.

"My friend Adam came home covered in alley ketchup"

"Damn, is he okay?"

by kelloggs h November 5, 2017

Midwest Ketchup Bottle

Where you ejaculate into your lady’s vagina, blow into it, have her jump up and down and squeeze her stomach like a ketchup bottle

My boyfriend gave me a Midwest Ketchup Bottle last night, so I highly doubt I’m pregnant.

by Lordmegatron August 20, 2018

The Ketchup Treatment

This is a follow up of the Custard Treatment. I highly recommend you read the first.

If the perpetrator caused bleeding (internal or external), then cold ketchup is also poured into the pipe, simulating the feeling of bleeding.

Due to the severity of your crime, I sentence you to "The Ketchup Treatment"
Prisoner:*dies on the spot*

by Max's Left Nut November 19, 2018