A Wimpy little annoying bitch, he probably played baseball in highschool and still brings it up years later. 40 years old and still plays softball. Most likely bald.
Ken is being Ken again.
by Jacobrune December 12, 2018

Bob- "I cannot believe that they added HAM to this sandwhich!!!! I HATE HAM! What a disgrace!"
Sally- "Ugh. You're such a ken, bob."
Sally- "Ugh. You're such a ken, bob."
by MarshieBunny18 March 16, 2022

A made-up or fake fantasy football player name used to trick dimwits during a fantasy football draft.
Someone has to take Ken Nixon off the board or else I'm going to.
Ken Nixon, I've heard he's a top 15 running back this year.
Ken Nixon, I've heard he's a top 15 running back this year.
by Tapatito August 30, 2022

A popular new age form of screwing up the coding on a website, meaning that the page begins to function incorrectly and works significantly different to the design.
by peterlowe May 22, 2012

a really weird guy who took control of the sonic comic and kept adding echidna OCs to it before they were all killed off when he got booted off
guy 1: "did you hear about ken penders?"
guy 2: "yeah, i did. he made truly the worst era of the sonic comic."
guy 2: "yeah, i did. he made truly the worst era of the sonic comic."
by Wrennethy March 19, 2024

A wordly traveler who tends to attract all the hoes. But with hoes, comes itchy dick. And his dick… well its the itchiest! His trusted bottom bitch Sam is always there to share the itch tho and damn she wears that itch so well. Ken and sam? The itchiest
by Itchy July 11, 2021
