soy juice

a name for soy milk given by comedian Lewis Black after seeing it in a grocery store. He named it after stating "theres no such thing as soy milk, because theres no soy titty, is there?"

"No, its not soy milk... its soy juice, but you cant call it soy juice because whenever you say soy juice, u actually start to gag."

by soy juice January 11, 2009

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poison juice

Sperm. The sort of sperm that makes a good woman leave, or a stupid one's ass reach astonomical proportions.

That ol' poison juice sure did wreck Hailey's ass.

by Chaich September 14, 2003

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Boner Juice

Any product,usually in a topical cream form, that is used to increase the length or girth of a man's penis, and thus enhance his sexual experiences. The term was made famous on SNL.

"I know I'm 78, Marge, but that Boner Juice works miracles!"

by Turkey Slapper January 17, 2008

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Wheeze the juice

Drinking soda/slurpees straight from the nozzle.

I love Mountain Dew so much that I wheeze the juice every time I walk into 7-11.

by Downers Kid. October 18, 2008

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cunt juice

A liquid that drips or sprays from a wet pussy, especially when a woman is sexually aroused.

by Anonymous March 19, 2003

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cum, jizz, sperm, semen, man fluid, man seed, yogurt, penis cream, population pudding, icing on the cake, splooge, baby batter, dong dessert, penial seasoning, man-naise, spunk, cock chowder, what have you

Guy: Ugh yeah you ready for the finish juice girl?
Girl: No!
Guy: Too bad! WOP right on the forehead!

by Feve July 31, 2011

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