Jordan

often assosiated with young New Zealander boys. They often have koala like features and are very self conciouse of their ears. They have very long fingers, yet have a 'Pinner'.
omg look at that guy
his ears are so jordan.

omg that guy having sex with that sheep, must be a jordan.

omg this guy i am riding has such a small penis, he must be a jordan
by patsy678d February 06, 2008
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A cum guzzling gay guy who likes a lot of men and is never gonna get anything though
dude did you see that guy? he was such a Jordan with his rainbow shirt.
by KKKfolife December 09, 2010
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jordan

adj. To prolong something longer than is strictly necessary. Derived from author Robert Jordan and his Jordanesque series of books, The Wheel of Time.
She was on the phone a Jordanesque amount of time , He Jordanized that book report.
by Michael MJ Wilson October 13, 2007
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A young English boy who has an unhealthy obsession with anime and all things Japanese-related. He also has the tendency to ramble on about useless things that no one cares about. He also has an obsession with discussing his school work.
"Omg did u see the new episode of pokemon its awesome!! OMG and in school today we had such a hard test!!"

"Dude you're SUCH a Jordan."
by ModeSofa June 14, 2009
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A skanky ugly hoe.She spreads her legs for every guy that comes along and she's fat.Everything about her is ugly,personality and looks.She likes guys that are losers and still spreads her legs for them.
Jordan Smith is an ugly little bitch and a cunt.She's nothing but a whore and is cheap.You can buy sex from Jordan Smith because she's a loser and would do something like that,seeing how much of a filthy hoe bag Jordan Smith is she'd probably give it up for free.But be careful she probably has STDS.
by Drill Sgt. Smalls July 24, 2012
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A skinny but hot girl who is somewhat prude. this girl tends to be friends with a cow. this cow tends to follow laxbros with flow. she is a spoiled girl whos dad is very funny.
Your friend is such a Jordan!!
by jimmyshimmylimmy34989 December 26, 2010
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Did you just see how much Jordan that guy had on his face!
by El123 September 11, 2008
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