Jonathan

A fucking lit as fuck hood nigga who is so fucking sexy and has gay friends but is so smart bill gates wish Jonathan was his son

JONATHAN is the coolest hood nigga there is

by Yesyesitsme October 17, 2019

Jonathan

Is lowkey gay, small penis, porn addict, and is a fat cunt

Hey you know that gay dude

Yea he Is so a Jonathan

by The real gay December 15, 2019

Jonathan

Depressed.

Jonathan: "Wow haha I'm so Happy" :D
Jonathan: *Wants to become Anti-Depressed*

by xX_Depressed_Mexican_Xx November 13, 2018

Jonathan

1) A person in that is neither hilarious nor good looking
2) A person that no one loves
3) To be very annoying and act like an idiot

1. Jane: "You hooked up with him?"

Kim: "Yeah I was drunk"

Jane: "He's such a Jonathan"

Kim: "Yeah, worst one night stand"

by BB-this-means-war November 30, 2011

Jonathan Cook

Jonathan Cook is the lead singer for the band Forever the Sickest Kids. Jonathan is most famous for hitting on anything with a vagina. JCook prefers underage girls though, and is currently linked to Disney Starlet Selena Gomez. Jonathan is a strong Republican and enjoys hunting ducks. Cook claims to be a devout Christian, but who really knows.

You will never believe who stuck their tongue down my throat at the show last night!

Who?

Jonathan Cook

by DemiLov March 17, 2009

Jonathan

A guy who plays with himself by putting his hand in his pocket and rubbing.

I can't believe you did the Jonathan while waiting in the grocery line.

or

That Jonathan left some cream in my jeans.

by Slim Dingo September 26, 2011

Jonothan

Caring, sweet, kind, all the good traits you want in a person his strong, tall and polite he has the best kind of good character totally loyal and very intelligent.

Jonothan is an amazing person

by MLUA August 5, 2021