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John

Super cute, pretty quiet, and kind of a dork. He has dark brown, almost black, hair. He is very reserved and only talks to a few people, but he says hi when being greeted. He has an amazing low voice that sends shivers down your spine whenever he speaks. He can be completely oblivious when someone has a crush on him. He is very kind to the people around him, and he has a great sense of humor. When he walks into a room, you get an instant adrenaline rush because of how adorable he is.
"Hey, could you go over there and say hello to John for me? He's so adorable but I'm too awkward to say hi!"
by crushinglemons May 7, 2019
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John

Guy: Hey Gay Cunt
John: Stfu i'm telling mum
by John'sFriend August 6, 2018
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John

the standerd white guys name
asked who was John and all th white guys heads turned execpt for Sam
by Who am I! Serously help August 9, 2017
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John

Amazing guy strong he may be short bit he is hot. He is the most buetiful person to walk the earth once he finds a girl named victoria and or vik they wont talk bit the very next time u see them together dont try and pull anything. Impossible to break em up. Once they start hitting sexually the relashonship will blossom.
John's amazing.
by Hduduso November 28, 2016
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John

John has a 17 inch dick that likes to have sex with all the women at a party. He also has broen hair is tall and has a six pack.
That dude is such a john.
by Ddppaof February 14, 2019
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John

by ilovecookie5432 February 7, 2018
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John

“John is a skinny freak
by Hater of John May 6, 2019
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