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Joey-Joke

When a punny joke is made, and another then follows it, usually lamer than the first. Normally occurs in multitudes

Like a baby joey that hops out of its mother's pouch, it's just not as impressive...
Joey-Joker: That tree is in-tree-ging!
Innocent Listener: hahaha
Joey-Joker: Yeah, I'm branching out on my jokes...
Innocent Listener: Ha...ummm
Joey-Joker: I'm not going to leaf this alone...
Innocent Listener: .........
Joey-Joker: I'm serious...don't soil my jokes.....
Innocent Listener:
Joey-Joker: They like root beer
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Joey-Joker: But it's beer-ied...
- (Innocent Listener has left)
Joey-Joker: Maybe I'll be grounded for these jokes...
- (There is no one else around)
Joey-Joker: HAHAHAHAHAHA
by AppleLuvR November 24, 2010
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Joey Lover

1)A Detroit Lions fan who has been driven at least partially insane from watching too much bad football and, thus, is obsessed with the notion that Joey Harrington has great potential as a quarterback, or is already a great quarterback.

Joey Lovers are usually, although not strictly, positive, outgoing people by nature. Because of their love of the Lions, they cannot bear to think about what it would mean to the franchise if Joey is a total bust(second def.), so they shield themselves from this possibility by defending Joey in all situations and at all cost.

A True Joey Lover will often be overheard saying things like "There are AT LEAST four quarterbacks in the NFL that are worse than Joey" or "If Hakim, Streets, and Alexander could catch the ball, maybe Joey would put up some numbers!" or "Joey is NOT a 'noodle arm,' in fact, he has one of the strongest arms in the NFL" or "Even Favre couldn't throw the ball in that weather."

A Joey Lover spends a lot of time arguing with his shadow doppelganger or antithesis, the Joey Hater, although whereas the Joey Hater derives pleasure from this activity, it makes the Joey Lover nervous and uncomfortable. However, he knows he must do battle because Joey is not there to defend himself against the brutish attacks.

Joey Lovers are no strangers to being accused of having homosexual affection for Joey. Few actually do, but even those who don't accept this perceptual burden because they know Joey needs their strength if he is to persevere.

Also see manservant.

2)Any Oregon Duck fan.
Sweet Lord take me now! Joey threw a horrible interception on what would have been the game-winning drive, and this stupid Joey Lover was all like, "the reciever ran the wrong route!"
by CoolHandChris December 13, 2004
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Joey-Martin

Joey-Martin
noun

person
Two words used to describe a smart, sexy, way too hot for his age, sweet, bright being.

Joey Martin is a person who is loved by everyone. Maybe hated by some, but loved by lots more. Especially his best friends, they cant get enough of him.
JM is as well a person who is way hot and sexy. Usually with dark brown hair and brown eyes these joeys know how to work their magical charm.

Adjs- Smart, funny, romantic, unique, smooth, cute, sexy, affectionate, loveable.
Known to have "pink taco on the brain" many times during the day. Knows how to have a good time *wink wink*. and how to show a person a good time.

Overall a person you must get to know, and one of the awesomest people in the world by far. Great friend, person, lover and best friend.
Joey-Martin
by holliedoodle7 July 15, 2010
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CatBoy Joey

Basically a very hot male that gets all the female dogs (if u know what I mean) *wink wink*
"Wow Catboy Joey got a phat ass"
by Turtle Lover XD UwU February 23, 2022
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joey z

Well look at Joey z another A!
by Jzkeezy July 23, 2015
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joey pranoto

a little asian man who spends his days eating ice cream while watching hentai
joey pranoto is a illegal immergrany
by joey but better February 27, 2020
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Dickface Joey

The epitome of Dickfacery. Stands at the top of the dickface hirarchy. No single person, nor group of people can surpass this person in dickfacery.
Oh looks Dickface Joey just kicked a box of puppies in front of a moving train.
by Thatoneguy Jones July 27, 2010
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