He's most definitely hott, rude but you know you like it... A Joel is well endowed. He drives a Dodge and is funny as fuck.
by Jamal505 August 11, 2024

An angry, bitter little man who usually supports Liverpool and therefore believes he is god's gift. A terrible friend who sponges food from everyone and never gets the beers in.
Hey Joel it's your turn to get the beers in???
(Joel) sorry boys I've got to go home family emergency!
(Joel) sorry boys I've got to go home family emergency!
by Bigmadandy September 30, 2023

by Alwayssaltyaf July 20, 2020

When you rent a place, and smoke copious amounts of drugs and huffing cans of dust off, and violently violate your own asshole with giant fisting dildos, and splatter shit on the walls.
by GP disturbance October 3, 2022

by Mansnothot69420! November 3, 2022

Joel Peat is the name of the guitarist in the band Lawson. His particular talents include git-fiddling, cooking, and being able to read the minds of his fellow band mates.
by cxndidluke November 29, 2014

Dylan Joel is the sexiest and most handsome man alive.
He has charm that would knock you right out of your socks.
When you look into his eyes they make you want to give him the world, the moon, and the stars.
He is kind, caring, and sweet but also brave, strong, and smart.
He belongs to Ivana and is the best boyfriend in the world to her.
He has charm that would knock you right out of your socks.
When you look into his eyes they make you want to give him the world, the moon, and the stars.
He is kind, caring, and sweet but also brave, strong, and smart.
He belongs to Ivana and is the best boyfriend in the world to her.
by Ivvy_ November 22, 2021
