When you eat nothing but chili for a couple of days while holding off the urge to take a shit and when it finally becomes unbearable you stand over your other (preferably in a bathtub) and spray your fountain of explosive diarrhea all over them.
My relationship with my old lady went to the next level when she let me give her a Japanese War Fountain
by Spnanksbdv February 28, 2020
When a male is performing anal sex on a female (specifically in the reverse cowgirl, or the missionary position) and the female proceeds to extricate feces in the midst of anal sex onto the males genitalia
Him: Hey babe you want to try the Japanese fire cracker?
Her: yeah sure I haven’t shat in 3 days let’s do this
Her: yeah sure I haven’t shat in 3 days let’s do this
by Wacka flockin November 01, 2017
by ec4u2c_studioz May 30, 2019
when during a gang bang a bunch of guys cum all over a girl and in a cup then remove the cum off of the girl proceed to put the cum that was on the girl into the cup, then place a funnel into her pussy and finally pour the cum down the funnel
by shadowfox001 June 08, 2010
Fictitious sexual act performed on the TV show Two and A Half Men. In the episode, Charlie Sheen's character refers to his new girlfriend, Jenny McCarthy, giving him Japanese Rain Goggles. In the context you are to assume this is like a Dirty Sanchez, Dutch Oven, or similar act.
She was unbelievable in bed. She just gave me a set of Japanese Rain Goggles, like I've never had before.
by Madeyoulookituptoo November 25, 2010
Adjective/Verb
The act of a woman menstrating. The jungle being the womans pubic hair covered vagina. The Japanese being the red spot of blood on the underwear due to the fact that the Japanese flag is a white background with a Red sun/circle on it.
The act of a woman menstrating. The jungle being the womans pubic hair covered vagina. The Japanese being the red spot of blood on the underwear due to the fact that the Japanese flag is a white background with a Red sun/circle on it.
I was eating her out and the Japanese were penetrating the jungle.
What duh fizuck! Get off muh lap, yo japanese be penetratin' yo jungle hoe!
What duh fizuck! Get off muh lap, yo japanese be penetratin' yo jungle hoe!
by Mr. Linoge March 11, 2005
what desperate n00bs and nerds turn to when they eventually realize that they are never gonna get a girlfriend.
Mother "Eduardo, what ae you doing? It's time for dinner"
Eduardo Mom, can you just save it for later. I'm playing my Japanese dating simulator.
Mother "Not again, I thought we had this talk"
Eduardo Mom, can you just save it for later. I'm playing my Japanese dating simulator.
Mother "Not again, I thought we had this talk"
by gnarly sasquatch May 21, 2005