Japanese cream puff

The act of ejaculating on the face of a person who is about to have an orgasm.

Dude, he was hiding in the closet jerking off and then he ran out and gave me a Japanese cream puff!

by badmammojamma September 08, 2015

Japanese fuck robot

Your wildest sexual fantasy realized through the magic of virtual reality, artificial intelligence and good old American pornographic addiction.

So, did I tell you that I'm getting married?
No shit! Where did you meet her?
CES; She was the Japanese fuck robot with the strange smile and strap-on feature.
Sounds like you've met your dream girl, eh?
For sure! Check out my whip marks! And she has 20 million sisters ready to serve, 24/7/365!

by YAWA March 11, 2022

Japanese Sorka level

Sorka level made a Japanese Mario Maker player.

A Japanese Sorka level wastes time for players that want to play a good level in Super Mario Maker.

by ec4u2c_studioz May 30, 2019

japanese oil change

when during a gang bang a bunch of guys cum all over a girl and in a cup then remove the cum off of the girl proceed to put the cum that was on the girl into the cup, then place a funnel into her pussy and finally pour the cum down the funnel

On his trip to Tokyo john and bill went to an orgy and gave a chick a japanese oil change

by shadowfox001 June 08, 2010

Japanese Rain Goggles

Fictitious sexual act performed on the TV show Two and A Half Men. In the episode, Charlie Sheen's character refers to his new girlfriend, Jenny McCarthy, giving him Japanese Rain Goggles. In the context you are to assume this is like a Dirty Sanchez, Dutch Oven, or similar act.

She was unbelievable in bed. She just gave me a set of Japanese Rain Goggles, like I've never had before.

by Madeyoulookituptoo November 25, 2010

Japanese are penetrating the Jungle

Adjective/Verb

The act of a woman menstrating. The jungle being the womans pubic hair covered vagina. The Japanese being the red spot of blood on the underwear due to the fact that the Japanese flag is a white background with a Red sun/circle on it.

I was eating her out and the Japanese were penetrating the jungle.

What duh fizuck! Get off muh lap, yo japanese be penetratin' yo jungle hoe!

by Mr. Linoge March 11, 2005

japanese dating simulators

what desperate n00bs and nerds turn to when they eventually realize that they are never gonna get a girlfriend.

Mother "Eduardo, what ae you doing? It's time for dinner"
Eduardo Mom, can you just save it for later. I'm playing my Japanese dating simulator.
Mother "Not again, I thought we had this talk"

by gnarly sasquatch May 21, 2005