Jan Spirek

When you simp to a girl the most you can and get nothing out of it

Look Jake bought Lara all these thing and they are just friends. He pulled out the Jan Spirek

by Memelord_69 April 24, 2020

Jan

A man who says "godmorgen" in a very specific way. He also does not remember your name.

Jan: GODmorgen
broelleelever: Well that's our Jan

by broelle18/19 May 2, 2020

Jans

A male or female human best known for intelligence and attractiveness. They form lasting bonds with other people, and will defend friends and family to the end. Never get on their bad side, enough said

Oh Jans is one sweet person, but NEVER piss 'em off

by Dorimifa March 2, 2020

Jan

Is a unisex name. Jans are very rare gems. They have so much to offer to everyone they come in contact with. More often than not they usually pass up great opportunities because their insecurities always get the best of them. They’re great people to keep around as they’re loyal, caring and hardworking individuals. They give the best hugs which makes up for their lame jokes and offer a great shoulder to lean on during hard times. If you ever meet a Jan don’t pass them up!

Damn Jan

by Mrgiggles772 March 17, 2020

Bedankt Jan

Wanneer iemand een cliché uitspreekt wat nul informatie of verdieping toevoegd aan een gesprek.

"Ik zie daar in de verte al bomen liggen"
Bomen liggen niet, die staan.

"Bedankt Jan"

by Jayjay076 August 16, 2020

Jan

A term originating from the popular phrase "Sure, Jan," it is a nickname given to someone you know is a liar. It can also be yelled at someone sporadically during a very important Twitter debate, or when some autist you know is obviously lying.

Tl;dr, Jan is a liar.

You can also use it as a nickname for obnoxious valley girls nobody likes, similar to Karen, but 16.

Jan: You don't have to worry about him Tod, we're just friends.
Tod: Sure, Jan.

by Super Zinba October 1, 2020

JAN

An acronym that stands for Jew, Ape, Nigger. It is an adjective used to describe someone who is greedy, idiotic, and cringe.

Person 1: Did you know Christen broke into your home, stole your wallet and banged your girl last night?

Person 2: He did that?! Im gonna find this JAN and beat the shit out of him.

by Mr. Moomoomooo October 3, 2020