jack tard

person who is being stupid or just fuckin retarded

"Dude, Stop being such a fucking Jack tard!"

jack tard by Tanezza May 5, 2010

jack weiner 

The sexiest man alive with the biggest dick out there

Jack Weiner went up me ass last night

jack weiner by Uptbutt October 9, 2014

jack and drop 

To enter an establishment, such as a Wal-Mart or Target, and ejaculate or squirt into a product, like a sock.

Then, you put it back for the general public to enjoy.

Last night I totally Jack and Dropped a tube sock in Wal-Mart. Left it in some ladies cart.

jack and drop by Edgar Allen Pie March 9, 2015

jack crossing 

The act of inviting yourself to a place when not invited

Dude how did you get here

Oh dude I was jack crossing, it happens

jack crossing by The killer penis November 15, 2016

jack the slack 

To masturbate, aka to jack off, jerk off, burp the worm

Will Jack jack the slack tonight?

jack the slack by EpicEric26 January 19, 2018

Jack aggity

A donkey’s rear end

You are acting like a jack aggity.

Jack aggity by Mmmac May 6, 2018

Jack Griffo 

Cute Person and I like him

Aww Jack Griffo is so cute!

Jack Griffo by KiraKosarinHater June 17, 2018