Jamaican creole

This is how Jamaicans and other countries in the Caribbean talks
Mark: Hmng ubs s sibsa hoosb isjsb afac pum-pum wysg fhdh batty boy gesg peeg ssv bumpe dh hsbs zxbe feue lebx xgeibw

Pearl: wow mark what language is that

Mark: that’s Jamaican Creole or patwah, that how my family and friends in Jamaica speaks

Pearl: SAY WUHHHHHHHHHHHH😳😳😳😳
by Lily’ bam bam January 27, 2024
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Jamaican hit

The larger amount of smoke you take in from a hit when you're high, because it feels less harsh.
Yo, me and Bob were so high yesterday. Should've seen the Jamaican hits we were taking.
by Zetch July 31, 2013
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jamaican tootsie pop

When you take your friends toe and shove it in your ass and then take it back out and cut it off. Then wrap it up in paper and let chill. When you proceed to eat it it will be like a tootsie pop.
Bro I had the best damn Jamaican tootsie pop ever last night with Humey.
by ItsDonnyP March 24, 2016
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Jamaican manutschitch

When someone says something way off base, and you want to insult them.
Your friend asks to borrow your car, so you say "nah mon jamaican manutschitch, I'll give you a ride though.
by Billy=D October 09, 2022
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Jamaican Press Conference

The act of having a woman insert a smoking pipe, or any such instrument capable of smoking marijuana, into her vagina, and allowing a group no smaller than five people to reciprocate the contents from her vagina prior to her extracting the contents from the smoking device
Sally invited me and the folks over to partake of her weekly bud, only to find out that it was going to be a jamaican press conference; a sexual orgy followed us doing so.
by Dill_Swanson March 25, 2010
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Jamaican meat mountain

When a man shoves various meats into his significant others asshole and proceeds to preform anal sex with said significant other
by perphurdle January 14, 2017
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Jamaican Spliff

A Spliff longer than a car is consumed within 5 minutes
I got so wasted last night ,I had an Jamaican spliff
by DJ phyco March 13, 2016
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