a set of hypotheses that has fallen in a daze, usually out of the mental fatigue that typically follows from the excessive discussion of technicalities
by rorrzo December 17, 2019
the theory that states that yamakas are a major cause of balding in the jewish community.
1-yamakas are worn around the top of the head
2-many balding jews go bald around the yamaka area
theory-yamakas block the sun's nutrients to the head, thus causing baldness
1-yamakas are worn around the top of the head
2-many balding jews go bald around the yamaka area
theory-yamakas block the sun's nutrients to the head, thus causing baldness
guy1- oh look that guy is wearing a yamaka
guy2- i bet hes going bald
guy1- yamaka theory?
guy2- yea
guy2- i bet hes going bald
guy1- yamaka theory?
guy2- yea
by handsomevirgil January 16, 2010
The nerd's attempt to rationalize his lacking sex life taken to the extreme.
However, it's utterly hilarious. Just don't take it seriously (please).
However, it's utterly hilarious. Just don't take it seriously (please).
Nerd 1: Why won't Michelle go out with me? I bought her an epic mount and wrote her into my fanfic.
Nerd 2: Did she tell you she just wanted to be friends?
Nerd 1: Y..Yeah.
Nerd 2: Well, according the ladder theory, you are on her friends ladder and therefore will never be getting any.
Nerd 1: *head explodes*
Nerd 2: Did she tell you she just wanted to be friends?
Nerd 1: Y..Yeah.
Nerd 2: Well, according the ladder theory, you are on her friends ladder and therefore will never be getting any.
Nerd 1: *head explodes*
by stainable August 31, 2007
Knowledge of chords, rythms, etc in the development of music, can make you a better musician but is not necessary
jimi hendrix, the greatest guitar player ever did not know shit about reading music. he played from the heart and soul, and thats what music is really all about. there are no "rules" you are supposed to follow to be a good musician
by . . . . May 23, 2005
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by Alucard 01 July 10, 2018
Evolves from Darwin's theory of evolution and occurs, not okurs, mostly in 2k1...everytime the player by the name of "Darvin Ham" shoots a jumper, it is an airball and turns into an offensive rebound, sometimes leading to an easy bucket for the Detroit Pistons
by An Casa June 16, 2004