The Full Wash

1. When a person's genitals and anus is being licked in an orderly fashion. This can work for either gender.

2. In a threesome (or in a bigger group), one person can lick the genitals while the other licks the anus at the same time. More people may focus on one place than the other, but they both have to be licked simultaneously.

1. So, my girlfriend gave me the full wash last night. It was awesome as balls!

2. Guy #1: Wow, I never expected four people to give the full wash to just one person. Guy #2: Yeah, Pornos are filled with all kinds of crazy shit nowadays...

by Master Menos March 31, 2014

Welfare wash

To clean the exterior windows on your vehicle at the gas station so it feels like your car is clean when you’re sitting inside.

I couldn’t afford $20 to get my car cleaned so I just gave it a welfare wash

by Frankrhe128 March 21, 2018

Early Wash

The action of dipping your hand in the toilet water as you wipe your ass.

Dude I just got an Early Wash accidentally.

by Babiigirlhere July 09, 2011

White Wash

White washing is basically turning a black / non-white character to a white character. An offensive thing to do towards blacks/ non-whites.

a: Huh? Isn't Kaeya a tan character?
b: Yes he is, he is white washed here.

by hiiso June 28, 2021

Deep wash

Putting a water bottle right to the back of your throat to drink it.

Person 1: "Hey, can I have some of your water?"

Person 2: "Yeah, just don't deep wash."

by Basketcasethatisconfusedaboutm July 03, 2019

Dick wash

A concept in which there's a car wash-style spinning brush but instead of a ton of spinning flaps it's a ton of spinning dicks, and instead of the car, it's someone who's sexually promiscuous. The concept is used when you've had an influx of sexual partners/potential sexual partners, or when you are going dick hunting at the bar or club.

"Oh my gosh I've been flirting with so many guys recently I feel like I'm going through the dick wash!"
"Let's go out tonight, I haven't had sex in so long , I need to go through the dick wash"

by ratchetrachelxox April 30, 2018

log wash

The act of sucking dick.

Log=cock
Wash=mouth
Hence cleaning the lumber.

That girl isn't too pretty, but I would definitely take a log wash.

by Brave Dave C November 27, 2015