Cabbage head

The state of waking up slow and hazy after smoking large amounts of pot the night before. Similar to a hang over, but much less painful because pot is not a poison, unlike alcohol. Another example of the sheer stupidity of prohibition.

Dude came over last night with some awesome brownies. We also just had to try my brand new double chamber bong while playing Guitar Hero. Don't make me do any math today, I got a huge cabbage head.

by spazzmonk February 9, 2009

Muff Cabbage

A bad tasting vagina. slang for a sour unpleasant tasting vagina.

I went to give her oral and she had muff cabbage.

by answersinc. October 15, 2010

muff cabbage

congealed semen or vaginal mucus in a person's pubic hair which typically peels off in leafy shapes

The citizens of New Jersey are notoriously known for their excessive muff cabbage, as they often engage in unprotected intercourse and do not postcoitally groom themselves.

by UtterlyInept October 14, 2012

Muff Cabbage

The vagina of a Jersey or wannabe Jersey Guidette.

Symptoms: generally accompanied with balding, smell of fresh gucci leathers, and STD creams. Commonly confused with an oompa loompa vagina due to it's "nautral" orange glow. Commonly has cabbage appearance due to its many layers and folds.

Causes: Smush Smush guido/guidette occurances after sweaty fist-pumping encounters.

Cure: unknown

You have a muff cabbage bitch!
I can smell your muff cabbage from Lodi.
What an angry muff cabbage!

by Vagius October 17, 2010

muff cabbage

Disgusting sour feminine odor, originating from New Jersey. Can possibly be cured by using Vagisil very diligently every day. EVERY DAY.

omg, Pauly-D told me he didn't close the deal with Snooki because of her rotten muff cabbage

by Mrs. Crabtree October 18, 2010

Cabbage Patch.

Noun, (Cab-age Pat-ch); A Term That Refers To The Females Reproductive Organ As Well As There Anus When Connected By A Thick Patch Of Pube's, Ergo The Name Cabbage Patch.

Cabbage Patch. Female Pube's Sex Booty Bush

by Quents! March 7, 2010

Muff Cabbage

A redundant slang term used by New Jerseyens that translates to "vagina vagina". It is believed the term Muff Cabbage originally translated to "Muff of New Jerseyens", perhaps because of the cabbage like appearence of the Jerseyen muffs- which is caused by the overly frequent use and abuse they are often subject to.

Jersey girl #1: You're muff cabbage.
Jersey girl #2: No you're muff cabbage- muff cabbage.
Bystander: You both are muff cabbage... its a Jersey thing.

by BiP0larBear October 17, 2010