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Spunky Box

A disease that emerged during 2022 and was declared a global health emergency by the world health organisation.

The disease is transmitted through direct rectal injection by an infected person. Under no circumstances should you allow anyone to cream your pie, or you will fall victim to the disease.

Symptoms include warts, fatigue, rectal leakage, fistula, ape like vocalisations etc.

There is no cure for this disease. Ensuring you don't have vaginal or anal sex with random/infected people will reduce transmission.

Scientists are advising everyone unmarried to engage in "sexual distancing" which should be maintained at all times (minimum of a 6 inch gap between people). If people do need to get closer, a penis mask (condom) should be worn to reduce the spread of infected droplets.
Bill: "Why do you insist I wear a condom?"
Jeff: "Because, having a spunky box will be 9000 times worse than covid-19"
by Souper Rare July 23, 2022
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box juggler

A guy (or girl) who dates two or more women at the same time, without the women knowing about each other.
Ramon is such a box juggler - he's seeing Dianne on Tuesday night, and Shelly the next morning!
by Cheryl Mellows October 10, 2007
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spit boxing

arguing with someone, going back and forth with insults, etc.
Stupid bitch: Imma kick yo ass

Me: Yu ain't doin shit but spit boxing. If yu feelin froggy, then jump... Don't talk about it, be about it. *rolls eyes and walks away* dumb ho
by *Noona*{{WSP}} June 2, 2009
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cuddle box

A contraption primarily made to hold cows, was developed to be used on stressed people.
can be used as either an insult: go abck to your CUDDLE BOX

or prescribed by a docter " i think you should try using a cuddle box to relieve that stress"
by matteyy March 30, 2009
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Box-whisperer

A hyper-sexual lesbian with the ability to turn any woman gay.
Example: The girl at the party who can make out with any girl there.

Used in a sentence: She is such a cock-blocking box-whisperer
by RockfordSlang September 4, 2013
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The nothing box

A box that is inside if every man's brain that allows men to think about ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.
Person one: What are you thinking about?
Person two: Nothing
Person three: (to person two) He's in The nothing box
by GChMp March 8, 2019
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Mandora's Box

Mandora's Box is the reckoning that men unleash on individuals--or society--for lack of redress of grievance by the State. Mandora's box can be opened when a man or men are cheated or treated unfairly by the system, especially in matters concerning family or divorce courts.
Man 1: "Did you see the evening news last night? Some dude shot and killed his wife's divorce attorney in cold blood."

Man 2: "Geez, this has been happening a lot lately. Looks like Mandora's Box has been opened..."
by Silky Ink Studios June 11, 2019
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