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Reality

What we live in.
Mike: yo are you there?!
Fred: yeah what?
Mike: welcome back to reality!
by Agent frankie March 29, 2021
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jaded reality

A reality that is made up based on ones own opinions, usually confused with what is real.
Steve had such a jaded reality he thought that telling his girlfriend to lose weight was a motivational tool. Instead, she left him for verbal abuse.
by Sarah steves ex January 18, 2016
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Reality show friendship

The fake guy/girl has mostly reality show friendships, that must be why he/she is on tv so much. Fuck a reality show friendship.
by Solid Mantis April 29, 2020
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amazon.com uses a long title for the meta quest 3 128gb base model.
this results in stuff like this:
person: *searches meta quest 3 on amazon*
amazon: are you interested in the Meta Quest 3 128GB— Breakthrough Mixed Reality Headset — Powerful Performance?
person: why couldn't you just say "meta quest 3 128gb"? isnt that a little extra?
by daftrio August 23, 2024
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Reality show slut

An individual who eagerly and unashamedly yearns for reality shows. They often pop their cherry with a popular mainstream show (e.g., Survivor) only to be overcome with a strong insatiable craving for anything that resembles reality television. More often than not, they seek to satisfy themselves with marathon binge watching only to realize no amount of Jersey Shore brings them to completion anymore, so they inevitably begin experimenting with anything that fits their gaping TV pleasure hole available from the free section on the Roku channel.
"Brian is such a reality show slut! I want to stay for karaoke, but he said we have to leave the party in time for Vanderpump Rules at 8."
by Jimothy Longmont January 30, 2024
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Reality

Get over want I said about rape already you fucking half-wit. Holy shit. Stop trying to sacrifice someone else's kid to make a point about rape. Stop trying to help this piece of shit get away with stealing from me.
Ann Kasparian "I'm not telling the truth. I don't care if you kill the kid because keeping you from getting what you want out of life is all I care about. Because rape."

Hym "That's we're the 'male loser epidemic' stems from. The reality is I'm just not allowed to win. You're not winning on your own merits. You are stealing my merits and giving it to retards. I have to let women win. I have to let them split the men into fuck boys and relationship guys and then I have to be a second class citizen because unlike them I'm too dangerous and scary to have rights."
by Hym Iam October 20, 2025
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Reality sink

A. donald Trump is a reality sink, so is Dr. Clef
by Fnitu June 30, 2023
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