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American Idiot

A permenant resident and/or citizen of the United States of America who through their actions and/or words demean the country by making its citizens all seem ignorant or uneducated. A US citizen who believes the American way of life is superior to all others and cannot/will not accept other languages, laws, regulations, and/or courtesies. No basic understanding of geography or international current events, or sympathy for those who do not have English as their native language.
"Oh, Mrs. So-and-so, this is my boyfriend Alex, he is visiting from Germany." (loudly and slowly as if speaking to a child or some one of a mentally inept ability) "ohh...DO YOU SPEAK ENGLISH?? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME? SINCE YOU ARE GERMAN, ARE YOU A NAZI?"

(you think i'm kidding, my boyfriend has been asked on numerous occasions)
by meghatkeineahnung May 13, 2005
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Village Idiot

The stupidest person in a town, neighborhood, or village (hence the name).
Your village called, and their idiot is missing.
by Cortana Dragoon August 3, 2005
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Idiot Sandwich

somebody who is an idiot, smushed between two pieces of bread
by basiccupcake August 13, 2019
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stupid idiot

A term used to degrade someone that has passed the level of retard, dumbass, or idiot.
You stupid idiot!! Why did you do that Zach?
by Chris the Heartless September 7, 2006
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Idiot Exploiter

The worst browser ever, invented by Satan himself.
by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b November 4, 2004
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Absolute idiot

Being an idiot and absolute idiot are two different things. Being an idiot is just doing dumb shit all the time. Being an absolute idiot is someone who is reading this entire description on what being an absolute idiot means.
“Jadyn is an absolute idiot. No seriously, that girl needs to read a book or smth...”
by DefinitelyNotHailey May 14, 2021
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Historical Idiot

A fucking name for fucking cunts. If you have this as your username in any social media, video game, or otherwise, kill yourself.
I fucking hate historical idiot, the god damn cunt
by Historical Idiot September 9, 2020
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