Stress box

Public phone in jail that only sends collect calls, and does not receive calls.

After the quake all these sorry suckers jumped on the stress box. Funny chumps.

by CarlitoSheen April 14, 2013

box music

Box music is a term that refers to what was once known as alternative music back in the 90's. Nirvana, Pearl Jam, etc. The reason why the term evolved was because in college, students would go outside to smoke, these students would sit around the "call box" used to call up to the dorm room for guests to be let in. These "box people" often listened to this genre of music, thus the term.

Everytime I see Matt, he is listening to that box music on his stereo.

by Twartacus April 26, 2006

groan box

groan box is slang from the 1920's for the delightful instrument known as the accordian.

a groan box is certainly not something sexual. It is however the instrument of ultimate ecstasy. The Accordian.

by theultimategroanboxer May 17, 2011

Mandora's Box

Mandora's Box is the reckoning that men unleash on individuals--or society--for lack of redress of grievance by the State. Mandora's box can be opened when a man or men are cheated or treated unfairly by the system, especially in matters concerning family or divorce courts.

Man 1: "Did you see the evening news last night? Some dude shot and killed his wife's divorce attorney in cold blood."

Man 2: "Geez, this has been happening a lot lately. Looks like Mandora's Box has been opened..."

by Silky Ink Studios June 11, 2019

Box-whisperer

A hyper-sexual lesbian with the ability to turn any woman gay.

Example: The girl at the party who can make out with any girl there.

Used in a sentence: She is such a cock-blocking box-whisperer

by RockfordSlang August 04, 2013

brown-box

An employer's passive method for saying, "Thanks, but no thanks," when an employee gives two-weeks notice. The employee will walk in one morning to a file box on his or her desk. The box will be used by the employee to pack his or belongings before being escorted out of the building.

I gave the firm my two-weeks notice on Wednesday when I found a better job, and had every intention of working the full notice, but by Friday they had decided just to brown-box me.

by Eener3000 April 27, 2010

cuddle box

A contraption primarily made to hold cows, was developed to be used on stressed people.

can be used as either an insult: go abck to your CUDDLE BOX

or prescribed by a docter " i think you should try using a cuddle box to relieve that stress"

by matteyy November 14, 2008