I’m on fire

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Bro I’m on fire!
ITS NOT FUNNY! YOUR ABOUT TO BURN TO DEATH

by Luna_lily19 October 3, 2020

I’m going to be a dad?

Something a buzz light year looking potato says.

“I’m going to be a dad?”

(Spoiler alert: it’s a woman saying that.)

by Buzzthepotato May 15, 2025

Tee hee I’m so quirky

What your friend Kevin mocks because he thinks he’s better than everyone.

I hate portland= Tee hee I’m so quirky!

by Bingbingshhhbong November 11, 2019

I’m pregnant

Either the most exciting thing or scariest thing your wife can say depending on your thoughts

Wife 1: “I’m pregnant”
Husband 1: “Yay, we’re gonna be parents”

Wife 2: “I’m pregnant”
Husband 2: “OH GOSH, I’M NOT READY TO BE A DAD”

by Hamtaro June 11, 2023

i’m just a girl

It’s a song by “No Doubt”.

It is a somewhat self-deprecating saying used by girls/women when they would rather just be a damsel in distress than deal with whatever issue is in front of them.

The song of patriarchy princesses.

The death of feminism.

Girlfriend: What’s that noise?
Boyfriend: You need to change your oil.
Girlfriend: I’m just a girl.

by sadiececekaye April 4, 2024

I’m not calmed up

People are always telling you to calm down and you get sick and tired of them saying that so you

“say you’re not calmed up”

Oh Suzanne would you just calm down
No I’m not calmed up

by SHAPIRO-T May 24, 2021

I’m Fine

Usually used as a lie when you don’t care to bother explaining what’s wrong

Person 1: How are you?

Person 2: I’m fine.

by Poisonous Potato July 29, 2018