Hoop

A person with their head so far up their ass, their physical structure implies a circular figure; resembling a large human ring. Also, perhaps, an advanced asshat, or an aggressively annoying simpleton.

"Charlie, I tried to figure out what that hoop wanted, but her head was so far up her ass, you could roll her down the street," said Mr. O'Shea.

by Umlaut Tilde May 10, 2010

Poo Hoop

Orifice found between the cheeks of the gluteus maximus. Anus, Asshole.

Charlie loves to take it up the poo hoop.

by Dave F October 28, 2004

fleecing the hoop

The act of bleaching the brownish colored skin around the anus to make the skin of the anus blend in with the surrounding skin.

Fleecing the hoop is an important part of preparing for a porno in which one's anus will be exposed.

by FilthyOldMan March 11, 2010

hoopa joop

an alien satellite probe

thats no hemerroid thats an alien hoopa joop

by the fuck fairy December 19, 2006

take it to the hoop

phrase enthusiastically uttered after doing something of note or used when encouraging others to do something of note. Sometimes said in conjuction with a mimed jump shot.

A: I am about to go to the boss with my new idea.
B: Take it to the hoop!

or

A: I am going to ask that hottie out. Take it to the hoop!

by anne qh May 18, 2006

hooks

a short, midget like being, with the heart of a warrior and a like of Texas (his only shortcoming).

Watch out for that hooks! He is spewing his pro-texan crap again!

by MonkeysAteMyLaundry April 29, 2008

hoodstock

An annual summer concert run by the IHC which is usually located in a small, suburban rich town in the northeast. Frequent bands include The Jarred Mellvilles, the Federalist and even an appearence by Third legacy. The concert includes a bbq and desert, plus great entertainment such as the Mr/Mrs Hoodstock competition.

Dude i got laid at hoodstock!

by IHC May 16, 2006