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hide the sausage

Can be used as a term to describe meetings that do not accomplish anything but wasting your valuable time. Usually meetings that consist of sales or production meetings, could also be board meetings. Being in meetings of this sort makes you want to beat the hell out of whoever is in charge of you. This type of meeting is usally accompanied by complete asshatery. And is a complete waste of time.
Hey man where are you going so late in the day. Oh you didn't hear...The higher ups are calling a late night hide the sausage meeting. Yeah I know those things suck. It's complete asshatery at its finest. Well let me go I have to go and play hide the sausage.
by pantyteamaster May 9, 2009
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hidden turtle

When you're trying to poop but it doesn't want to come out so you have to force it.
It took me over an hour to get that hidden turtle out.
by BlakeTheSnakeDager August 10, 2016
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Hide the Peterbug

Kayla asked Mike if he wanted to play hide the peterbug later.
by PeterPiper10 August 3, 2009
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Hide the Stick

A reference to sex. Usually used as a homosexual joking reference.
Dave and Dan went into the other room to play hide the stick.
by Weasel 4000 September 16, 2009
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hideosa

hideous gotesque latina (psudo-spanish). ugly hispanic female, often signs hirsutism (Hirsutism from Latin hirsutus = shaggy, hairy) is excessive and increased hair growth on female humans in locations where the occurrence of terminal hair normally is minimal or absent.
Paco will be forever traumatized by his blind date with la hideosa, Bertha, his sister's best friend.
by Jorge Trashe October 17, 2009
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hide the stick

It is a game invented by a couple of kids in Homestead, FL. One person goes and hides a stick (preferably a stick that is flimsy but strong), while everyone else that is playing waits at base with their backs turned to him.

Once the person hides the stick, he tells everyone to "GO!" and they try and find the stick. The person who hid the stick then tells people if they are "hot" or "warm" or "cold" depending on how close they get to the stick. The person who finds the stick and grabs it is allowed to beat the other players on the legs until the other players have made it to base. So, if you see someone grab the stick, RUN AWAY FROM THEM, and try and make it to base without getting hit (unless you like getting beat real hard with a stick).

Once at base, no one can be hit, and the game restarts. The person who found the stick now gets to hide it, also, the person hiding the stick is not allowed to be hit by the stick for that round.

Warning: This game is hella fun, especially if you are bored rednecks needing something to do!
Girl: "Let's play hide the stick!:
Everyone else: "Let's do it!"
stick-hider: "OK I hid the stick, GO!"
stick hider: "WARM... WARMER... HOT!!"
Boy: thinks to himself, "oh shit! there it is! I'm just gonna pretend I don't see the stick, then when people get near me I'll quickly grab it and BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF THEM >.< HELL YEA!!!"
Everyone else: "OW OW OW OW OW, I'M AT BASE ALREADY QUIT HITTING ME!"
by Wild_Card_and_Spiderman January 2, 2012
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Hide-a-boobs

The breasts on some women (usually cute little butchy boy-lookin women) that can easily be mistaken as not having the distinct characteristics of a woman's breast. Only at the right angle can the viewer tell that the woman is a woman.
Ethan: "Hey Indy, is that a boy or girl over there with the purple hair?"

Indigo: "That's a tough one, but...oh check out the hide-a-boobs. I caught em at the right angle. Its a girl."
by Ethan Twiford October 13, 2013
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