This town is the biggest hellhole of a town in Western North Carolina. The Dollar Theatre is the only good place (even though they play old ass movies) because they always have nachos unlike the Carmike. It's sad when people find entertainment in going to Wal-Mart, "Hickory Dickory Dock", Shell's BBQ, and Valley Hills Mall. I mean, the city is so fucked up that the biggest news during that certain time was that there was a big ass sinkhole in the Buffalo Wild Wings parking lot on Highway 70 that swallowed a car. And really, who gives a damn about Dale Jarrett being from there, he won one race for fucks sake.
Hickory is home to the biggest redneck NASCAR fans ever. NASCAR is almost like a religion in some homes.
Hickory is also one of the easiest places to get lost in. It has the absolutely most horrible street names ever. I mean, there will be "25 Ave Dr" and "25 Ave Dr Ln" (and lane just has to be in microscopic fucking letters with a damn ficus tree going around the sign) right fucking next to each other!
Also, Hickory is the home of Saint Stephens Highschool, which is the most amazing school ever (unlike Hickory High). Saint has less fighting, more funny people, and though it has the nickname "Skank Stephens" has fewer babies born to students.
Hickory is home to the biggest redneck NASCAR fans ever. NASCAR is almost like a religion in some homes.
Hickory is also one of the easiest places to get lost in. It has the absolutely most horrible street names ever. I mean, there will be "25 Ave Dr" and "25 Ave Dr Ln" (and lane just has to be in microscopic fucking letters with a damn ficus tree going around the sign) right fucking next to each other!
Also, Hickory is the home of Saint Stephens Highschool, which is the most amazing school ever (unlike Hickory High). Saint has less fighting, more funny people, and though it has the nickname "Skank Stephens" has fewer babies born to students.
Oh you're from Hickory? No wonder you're fucked up...
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Also, many of the city's residents are ignorant, racist, bigoted, and hateful.
The high schools are populated mostly with prepnecks. In other words, preppy rich kids who attempt to play themselves off as rednecks.
Not to mention, the city sucks ass and there is nothing to do. You should never live there.
Also, many of the city's residents are ignorant, racist, bigoted, and hateful.
The high schools are populated mostly with prepnecks. In other words, preppy rich kids who attempt to play themselves off as rednecks.
Not to mention, the city sucks ass and there is nothing to do. You should never live there.
People from Hickory are homophobic.
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