Heather

Absolute langer

Me: Would you like to come out next weekend heather ? Heather : “ Ya sure “.

Heather next week doesn’t go out

by Colin O’Dréamus January 10, 2020

Heathers

The greatest movie you will ever see, littered with the most amazingly quotable quotes you will ever hear.

Emma: Have you seen Heathers?
Meredith: Yeah, who hasn't?
Emma: Laura hasn't.
Meredith: No way! She's missing out on the best film of all time.
Emma: I know right!

by 12345onceicaughtafishalive6789 June 10, 2018

heather

the term heather comes from a song called “heather” by conan gray BUT being used very wrongly. people are using it as “a pretty girl” but in reality heather is the girl conan’s crush likes and the song is about being the second choice so please stop saying your mom was or you are (i saw a lot of people saying they are their own heather) heather that makes absolutely no sense, thank you.

+look at that girl she’s literally heather
-no you dumb bitch thats not what heather means

by zeynepsdollies August 20, 2020

Heather

Heather is the baby of the world. She is just perfect, tells the truth, and always has adds her friends back on Snapchat. But never do her wrong, once you break her trust she might not be too forgiving. She has a lisp and does the Vaseline challenge. She's the life of the party and loves to make friends on Snapchat. Heather spits saliva when she speaks due to her lisp. (She is a baby after all) If you know a Heather you know her presence is addicting. You always want her around because everything about her is perfect and she smells like perfume (unless she needs her diaper changed). She's definitely innocent and pure. Her eyes gleam under her eyepatch (and get admired) , her nose is kissable, and her smile could lift up a room (she has Vaseline on her lips and even her teeth) and not to mention she's a very special baby girl, a gift from a guardian angel. Heather is a shy but sassy baby. Although Heather often times struggles to see her own worth, hundreds appreciate her everyday. Especially her birthday. They lift up her eyepatch and admire her gleaming eyes. They kiss her nose. And they stroke her sweet, wavy dark blond hair (but the smell when she needs her diaper changed is not so sweet). Never give up on a Heather. She's a baby angel in disguise. Literally. She even has wings.

Heather is the baby of the world.

by babypiratesnapchat2 January 26, 2023

Heather

a heather is a person that you like but hate yet at the same time. she/he is so perfect and everyone likes them, they're good at everything they do, they're smart, they're funny, and last but not least, they're beautiful/handsome. maybe they're not popular, maybe they are. they know how to fix a wrong into a right, and they know sometimes things can't be fixed no matter how hard they try. and if someone calls you one, take it as a compliment!

Jason: dude that new girl is such a Heather!
Ace: I know dude, she totally is! can you believe she's Miguel's girlfriend?!
Jason: she is?
Ace: Yep!

by TheyLuvvCiarra December 11, 2021

joe heather

Gay faggot who likes it up the ass. He nonces on his cat and shoves her up his asshole. He claims hes like 5”9” but he’s actually like 5”0”.

Stop being such a joe heather.

by Random_Guy69 July 28, 2020

Heather

A massive fuckin bottom

Oh her favorite artist is Carly Rae Jepsen? I bet she's a Heather..

by 3p1ct0p March 14, 2020