Harry Potter

When you use your pillow as Harry potter and make out

"What did you do last night?" asked Oliva

"Harry Potter" said Brooke smugly

by Da Chosen 1 January 8, 2019

Harry Potter glasses

When banging a girl from behind, you stick both your pointer fingers in her ass, and when she turns around in shock, you take your shitty fingers and circle around her eyes, making the appearance of Harry's glasses while climaxing and simultaneously yelling EXPELLIARMUS! Then you steal her broom as you run out of the house to make a quick getaway!

Brett was at the zoo, and the sight of ape shit made him give his girlfriend Harry Potter glasses.

by Jerry’s kids January 25, 2022

Harry Potter

My man, Calendario

Harry Potter hooked me up 3ith Ravenclaw. Ask Amine

by ElectraHerz February 2, 2022

Harry Potter

Just the best book serie of all time (the 2nd most read after the Bible)
If you think Harry Potter is a children book you are an idiot

A:Harry Potter sucks
B: YOU IDIOT! I'LL NEVER SPEAK TO YOU AGAIN!!!!

by HermioneGranger002 June 17, 2018

Harry Potter Syndrome

It’s the military privilege of post war syndrome that make people think pictures move and past time is established.

Damn this Harry Potter syndrome my grandad that is dead keeps talking. I love him.

by Samantha Jo November 8, 2019

Harry Potter

A famous boi that went to Hogwarts and then got even more famous.....

Ya muggles saying its just a book, hah.

Also, how does harry potter get down a hill? walking.

JK rolling...

P.S if you have not read the books this makes ZERO sense.

Wizard =" Rember that boy Harry Potter? "

Person= " good book right? "

Wizard= " sure muggle. "

"You're a Harry Wizard... that was about right. "

by ThisPersonDoesntCare November 6, 2018

Post Harry Potter Trauma

Post Harry Potter Sadness (also abbreviated as 'PHPT') is a mental condition where once an individual finishes watching/reading Harry Potter, they realize that the ships in Harry Potter are not together in real life and magic is non-existent as well since (almost) everything is scientific. Reportedly 95% of the people have this after finishing the series. Many try doing magic themselves, but doing so only disappoints them. PHPT can be temporary or everlasting. (PHPT occurs commonly in females on the realization that they cannot date 'Draco Malfoy')

"I just finished Harry Potter!"
"Oh, you'll have PHPT soon just like we all did."
"What's that?"
"Post Harry Potter Trauma."
"Oh."

by Kittycorn Me December 17, 2022