thirsty hamster

When you lay on top of your car, put your dick through the sunroof, and your girl pretends she’s a thirsty hamster.

My wife roled played the thirsty hamster in a parking lot

by Dirtdiver80 February 25, 2024

Obese Hamster

A girl named Carolyn

She is an obese hamster

by TheNonObeseKat May 22, 2009

Shazam the hamster

The best Hamster that ever did live. He was fast as fuck and a loyal little guy. Overall the best Hamster in the whole wide world.

Person one: I love my Shazam the Hamster he really was the best

by xXHamsterLover69420Xx December 20, 2023

Thirsty hamster

When a man lays face down on the roof of a car with an open sunroof and has his partner inside the car preform fellatio through said sunroof like a thirsty hamster at a water bottle

Dude we went up to the makeout spot and we ended up doing the thirsty hamster...

by BlueRanga84 April 25, 2024

Angry hamster

The above statement is not correct. The angry hamster is when ur in a fight with ur bf. So as a revenge u start sucking off another dude then pretend tot swallow but actually saving his Jizz in your cheeks like a hamster. Then you walk up to your bf and make out with him.

That bitch didnt get me the extra McRib so I pulled an angry hamster on his ass.

by Carla from dorset April 4, 2017

spiffy hamster

hamster with a tie

that is a spiffy hamster

by bonbonschoolshollyeah May 7, 2020

Hamster

Nothing

A hamster is nothing in the garage

by that kid with the heep July 13, 2019